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-The nicest asshole you’ll ever meet - If you can make a drink 🥃 or make me laugh 😂, you’re alright 👌🏼

Joined October 2025
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Woke up with a bad stomach bug. Not to be gross but I’ve been going to the bathroom like every 20 minutes. I showered like three times already. Hope I feel better
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Sin operaciones, sin dientes de tumix, sin kilos de maquillaje. La perfección.😍
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I wonder if this swung the jury against Russel Brand at all?
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Fousey is a assclown lol His “ beeble “ in Gaza would love to invite him to one of those amazing rooftop parties hahah
The second he mentioned Dagestan and hijabs I knew the bit was cooked.
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这小奶狗🐶厉害啊
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This is Pakistan. He is frying in oil that seems like it hasn't been changed in 4 years. It looks like motor oil. A tourist eats this and dies in 60 seconds.
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Bitch had some nerve hahaha She looks like squidward from SpongeBob square pants lol Only thing getting fucked is your trailer trash 🧬 pool 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣🤣
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Man , get the fuck outta here hahahah I’d tell that ogre she’s the same shape as a 2000 ford windstar minivan lol
What do you think about this?
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IDE lik like to thjnk so 🤔 Had a woman tell me im comforting and and that she did feel safe . We live in really strange times , so if a woman , any woman says she feels safe around you . That’s a plus in my opinion.
As a man do you make females feel safe around you? Yes or no?
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There is a simp out there for her. She can’t be picky anymore.
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I have green. How rare is your eye color?
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Gypsy Crusader speaks to a mixed guy's mom and things get awkward
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Yes ,right after I shove my foot up their ass !
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Di que te gusta la verga
Yo quiero que de verdad sean honestos, tendrían una relación con una mujer con esa forma de ser?🤔😶👀
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Replying to @DrRobertVG
El tipo que critica a la chica es claramente gay porque no le gusta una chica guapa y con buena energia. Cualquier hombre estaria feliz con ella.
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I’m in my early 40s. Is it too late to start over? Absolutely not. It’s never too late to find love, change careers, start a business, chase new dreams, or choose a different path. You’re not starting from zero. You’re starting with experience, wisdom, and lessons learned. Life doesn’t end at 40. ❤️
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She literally tells how to catch people who secretly dislikes you.
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X is now like before you take off in a plane. Please fasten your seat belts. Deploy Oxygen. 🤣
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He gave her SUPER AIDS. It can only be transmitted asshole to tongue.
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