SideM ENG (Unofficial)

ALT Kei: My shoulder... Aah, yes. Where did you come from? Rei: I will capture it. Stay still. ......There. I didn't expect to encounter a beetle. Kei: It's a relief you had noticed. I may have perhaps harmed it if I had fallen asleep. Rei: You were planning to sleep? We have a meeting right now... Kei: Aah, yes. That was the case, wasn't it? By the way, what do you plan on doing with that beetle? Rei: Hmm. You're right... It would be fine to let it go free, but it feels wasteful to do so. Producer: Do you want to ask others to take it off your hands on LINK? Rei: Yes, I see. Tsuzuki-san, I will be holding the beetle, so could you please take a picture of it? Kei: Okay, sure. I should just send this over LINK, right? Umm... [Plink!] Rei: ......Tsuzuki-san. Simply typing "send picture" won't send the photo you've taken. Kei: Is that so? Fufu, it seems I've yet to get a good handle for how to use this. Rei: I will do that, so please hold the beetle for me.

ALT Kanon: And it's okay to put these decorations in this box, huh? Oop! This pumpkin's sooo heavy~! Nao: Let's carry it together. Ready, set, go! Phew. All that's left is the tiny stuff. Let's keep going and do the rest. - Shirou: Done cleaning~! The agency's nice'n clean now! Kanon: There were so many adorable decorations, so it's sad that there's nothing left. Feels empty. Nao: I guess so. Still, we get all sorts of events happening with every season, so I'm sure we'll be able to put other decorations up right away. Kanon: Ooh, gotcha. Hehe, Kanon's so excited~♪ Producer: Please help me out with cleaning the finishing touches. Nao: Huh? Did we forget to put something away? Producer: We have these left. Kanon: Ah! Treats! Can we eat them all? Nao: These were left over from yesterday's party? There's still so many! Shirou: Aw right! We're so lucky! We'll clean this stuff up lickety-split ♪ Nao: Hehe, if we all share, then it'll be gone in a jiff. Kanon: Yep! Let's dig in~♪

ALT Asselin: 'Tis temptations befitting of the festival to call forth souls of the departed. Without further ado, let us set ablaze the following sacrifices within the raging hellfires of the underworld! Saki: Ah! Hey, wanna all dress up in costumes when we get to the office? It's not every day we get to have a party, so let's enjoy ourselves with all we got ☆ Makio: Sure, let's do it! I wonder what I should dress up as. Yukihiro: Oh, it's cookies this time? They smell wonderful. Souichirou: Please don't touch them. They're still hot. Have you finished wrapping up the scones? Yukihiro: Yeah. I've wrapped them up in boxes in designs perfectly suited for Halloween. Makio: Fufu. Kamiya-san, you're already so gung-ho about it. We were just talking about dressing up as a group, too.

ALT Yukihiro: Huh? Saki: For sure. You've got a bit of a blood splatter on your mouth. I'm sure you're thinking of being a vampire, huh! Yukihiro: Ack...... Umm. Yeah, yes. Definitely. I was going to dress up as a vampire! Asselin: ......I presume thou hast stolen bites? Yukihiro: Urk...... Souichirou: I understand now. You were spreading jam on the scones and gobbled one down, hm? Yukihiro: Cat's outta the bag... Haha, but it tasted absolutely amazing. I expected nothing less from you, Shinonome. Souichirou: Why, thank you. Would you like to taste-test these cookies as well? Yukihiro: Perhaps I should. ......Mm. Delicious. We should deliver these to everyone in the office as soon as we can.