Rian.

"Hi. . " @CulpableBane

Nudges @CulpableBane.

Looks at photos of teen Mark. Person looks like Markdad but feels like Mattdad. "Dads?" nitter.gq/CulpableBane/status/82…

Stares. nitter.gq/CulpableBane/status/82…

-- his neck. "There are just a few rules." @AssholeShifter

|| I gotta do replies fuck

-- "I mean, you sort of have to now. .We're bound to each other. . .Sorry." @AssholeShifter

Rian thought for a moment before answering @AssholeShifter in Russian. "I'm a genie. You rubbed my lamp so I now must offer you three --

Rian stood up, walking slowly to @AssholeShifter. "You, uh. . you're my master now." He picked up the lamp and shrunk it.

Rian gasped, disappearing and reappearing in the corner of the room. "Don't hurt me, I just wanted someone to rub my lamp." @AssholeShifter

Snickers as the room fills with purple smoke. Emerges from the shadows. "Oh hey, I see you found my lamp." @AssholeShifter

Whispers from the shadows. "Rub it." @AssholeShifter

Casually pushes the lamp toward @AssholeShifter.

"How does one acquire a boyfriend?"

"Well. . What if you wished for it? I can grant almost anything. This is no different. . .I-. .No, no I don't think it-- @EffulgentAngel