Tyler King (@SimianRex) profile picture

TTRPG Enthusiast. Dispenser of Questionable Advice.

San Jose, CA
Joined July 2009
Replying to @UberEats
@UberEats you have the most useless customer service reps. When I asked if there was a survey or a way to provide feedback for my call, I was hung up on.
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And now, despite explaining three times that my issue with the restaurant is resolved and that my complaint is about the Ubereats rep hanging up on me, @Uber_Support keeps telling me I need to contact the restaurant. Top notch customer service, Uber!
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"If you see this, you're obligated to reply with your favorite Star Wars character"
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My RP ✨️sparkle✨️ is using useless real world trivia to convince GMs to let me pull off silly things in-game.
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God DAMN it, WotC. "Giff are split into two camps concerning how their name is pronounced. Half of them say it with a hard g, half with a soft g."
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The first time I saw the leaked Star Frontiers bullshit, I thought "This looks fake. Specifically, it looks like the type of shit bigots would make and claim it was done by ANTIFA, or some shit." tenkarstavern.com/2022/07/wa…
New sport idea: Golf, but instead of designing each course with grass and greens and such, you just set up a tee and a hole. You play on the natural landscape.
So either every place I've ordered pancakes from in the last 6 months has sucked, or maybe I don't like pancakes anymore.
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About to make a terrible decision. You all have approximately 27 minutes to convince me I shouldn't go to taco bell for lunch today.
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Saw a tweet earlier of someone saying they want a modern d&d setting. Then dozens of people immediately shitting on him for wanting that. I get that there are dozens of games that aren't d&d that do modern fantasy, but can't we just let people like what they like?
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Just...stop being assholes. That goes both ways, too. If you love D&D and someone tries to get you to try a new game, fucking try it out. Of you're playing with decent humans, you're going to have fun regardless of system.
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Note: all the hate I was seeing wasn't in the original thread, but a thread that started with someone posting a picture of the tweet, and then all their little ghouls ripping it apart. Which just seems like some high school drama bs, and is so gross to see from adults.
A great adventure for a fantastic game. Go pick up a copy and support a good cause.
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"Tark is going to follow Marco, because this is something he's uh, seen in nature. Sometimes a STORK will wander off from the group and attract monsters." #ttrpg #explorersofeberron #dontsplitthegoddamnpartystork
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The current world record for most mcnuggets eaten in 2 minute is 19. @davidnett, you know what must be done.
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Didn't notice the typo in the original tweet. The record is 19 nuggets in ONE minute. While I find this respectable, I will not be attempting such a feat. Because if I eat 20 nuggets in one minute, that means I ONLY GET TO TASTE NUGGETS FOR ONE MINUTE.
Here lies Tyler. He was the one that was in a good relationship.
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