Simon ✍️ (@SimonCFC_) profile picture
Joined July 2026
Photo by Simon ✍️ (@SimonCFC_)Photo by Simon ✍️ (@SimonCFC_)Photo by Simon ✍️ (@SimonCFC_)Photo by Simon ✍️ (@SimonCFC_)Photo by Simon ✍️ (@SimonCFC_)Photo by Simon ✍️ (@SimonCFC_)Photo by Simon ✍️ (@SimonCFC_)
No player dead or alive will ever recreate this
What’s the greatest assist in football history
64
77
124
812
What’s the greatest assist in football history
1
1
1
2
817
🚨 Major Breaking: After the loss to Arsenal Andoni Iraola has said he's proud of his team's performance but certain players are no longer in his plans going forward. Likely list of players are: • Milos Kerkez 🇭🇺 • Cody Gakpo🇳🇱 • Ryan Gravenberch 🇳🇱 ......hate
🤖 Made with AI
55
92
115
3,431
We hate Arsenal but you just have to appreciate them as a team, they're so fuckin hard to beat. You'll never see a group of players that are so dedicated and committed to their team's cause.
22
We might have discovered the next Messi in Gessime Yassine Wow just wow 👏
1
59
We have to experience this front 4 from the start in a game this season
12
Ahead of the UCL clash with AS Roma on Tuesday Micheal Carrick has revealed that he has dropped 4 key players due to lack of form. Likely list of players are: • Lisandro Martinez 🇦🇷 • Amad Diallo 🇨🇮 • Bruno Fernandes 🇵🇹.......hate
🤖 Made with AI
50
72
111
1,552
🚨Breaking: After yesterday's 2-0 loss to Chelsea Micheal Carrick has told the Manchester United board that 4-5 are no longer in his plans going forward. Likely list of players are: • Bruno Fernandes 🇵🇹 • Mason Mount 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 • Lisandro Martinez 🇦🇷......hate
🤖 Made with AI
46
67
100
5,728
🚨 Breaking: Jim Ratcliffe after today's 2-0 loss to Chelsea has said Manchester United are already drawing up a list of 4 replacements for Micheal Carrick Likely list of replacement are: • Julian Nagglesman 🇩🇪 • Fabian Hurzeler 🇩🇪 • Antonio Conte 🇮🇹..…..hate
🤖 Made with AI
63
85
1
162
42,519
Man United's next opponents We're about to have a field day 😂
36
Sigh I just imagined Joao Pedro in this position
23
If you're ever thinking or giving up going pro in football just look at Wesley fofana and you'd get all the motivation you need. If someone as bad as him could go pro you still have a chance
16
Gave away a penalty to Liverpool Missed a potential winning penalty kick Currently having one the worst 45mins I've seen from a CB Wesley Fofana ladies and gentlemen
12
Bro thought he's arrived 😭😭
1
24
A serious team gets rid of fofana during the January window 😭
1
1
22
Palestra is absolutely getting rinsed by Amad, he's so vulnerable defensively. Get Chavarria on in the second half
13
How are we making this Manchester United side look good
1
1
72
🚨 PL Games - Round 9 fixtures: Opening games 🔵 Chelsea 2-1 Man United 🔴 🔵 Man City 3-1 Brighton ⚪ ⚪ Tottenham 2-0 Palace 🔵......hate
🤖 Made with AI
63
95
125
642
🚨Breaking: Jamie Carragher has blasted the decision to award Cristiano Ronaldo the BOAT award insisting there were 4 players that had a better individual season than him. Likely list of players are: • 11/12 Lionel Messi • 25/26 Harry Kane • 22/23 Lionel Messi .....hate
86
99
141
1,425