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Just about sums it up nicely
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Usual buying tickets experience. Join queue, get tickets allocated, try and pay, site crashes. Not that @Ticketmaster care. Successfully ruining music for years. Arseholes
As a cycling and F1 fan, a quick flick through todays has been quite interesting.
If anything you say or comment on social media isn鈥檛 something you鈥檇 say out loud in a group of people then you鈥檙e simply not grown up enough to use it.
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Just buy a new kettle and that鈥檒l make everything ok.
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Dear @UCI_cycling I鈥檓 very concerned about the sock length some of the riders seem to be displaying here. Can we enforce that rule a bit more please? I know you always focus on the important stuff.
And somehow, after all this, they鈥檙e expected to all unite and publicly back whatever tripe the winner turns out. #C4LeaderDebate
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So which candidate should I be most scared of?
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I reckon at this current pace I鈥檇 have no issue riding the #TDF2022
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Knew the race would start as soon as I tweet that!
He was looking good at the crease, I was confident he was going to get to 100 resignations. Disappointing
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Boris is the political equivalent of Geoff Boycott! #BorisJohnson #BorisMustGo #BorisJohnsonResign
And that brings up the half century
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At what point in an attempt to fill vacant posts does he reach for the phone and calls Theresa May?
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How can the Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport, know so little about digital, culture, media and sport?
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Dear Scotland. Can you take the North of England with you when you leave? Just saves me having to move house. Thanks
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Go on, admit it. If given the choice now you鈥檇 swap Boris for Theresa.
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