Is it just a happy coincidence that as @StephenMerchant’s brilliant new series of Outlaws airs tonight, a new big American star suddenly becomes available for the next series? And can bring his own hi-viz! #trumpguilty
So as an existing @DirectLine customer my car insurance renewal quote is £550. But just applied as a new customer and quoted £388. Why do we put up with this?
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And somebody there to film it, unbelievable. Brave doesn't begin to describe it. Didn't see this on #triggerpoint
Yes exactly this, I don't see how they can call it a discount if you have to pay it back. That's not a discount, that's a loan!
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Not a wordle. Nine children in a classroom of 30 are growing up in poverty in the UK. It doesn't have to be like this.
Fantastic answer to a moronic question. Clear, factual and unequivocal response, thank you @ZoeJardiniere
So, the next time someone thinks they're being smart by telling you they "should have stayed in France"...
here's the @JCWI_UK 5-step guide to responding, which doesn't involve pointing out how deeply they are lacking in either humanity or imagination...
Does the fact my four year old son is now singing All You Need Is Love and I Am The Walrus mean we’ve won at parenting? Not sure what nursery will make of it. #googoogachoo #Beatles #GetBack
New @YardActBand album landed today, well worth the wait. Another great new band coming out of an era of social and political chaos and disillusionment. Crap times makes for great tunes.
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Happy New Year! We’re so excited to be able to say…we’ll be re-opening this year! We’re an unmissable thing to do in 2022 so we hope you’re making plans to visit us @VisitEngland visitengland.com/new-things-… #2022NewYear #Lido #ThingsToDo
