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Boom, roasted! 🇺🇸

Omaha, NE
Joined June 2021
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Inject this into my veins.
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She said I’m good this buffalo is hauling ass
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I didn’t believe it, so I had to look it up. It’s real.
The strangest High School mascot in each state.
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Coffee first....
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He is VERY scary!!!! 💀
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The greatest acting showdown on film. Nicholson. Cruise. Two of the greatest actors who ever lived, delivering a MASTERCLASS in A Few Good Men (1992).
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Right guy, right place, right time.
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Yeah, you guys really suck
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This will leave ya with a horribly sore tailbone for the next week. Looks like a lot of fun tho! Can never go wrong with a redneck and a few beers 🍻
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What in the.. 🤣 (via brody.voges/TT)
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Dog tells his owner his blind friend deserves a treat first.. 🥺 Dogs are the best.. 😊
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I'm a man.
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アメリカ〜ンなセットです🇺🇸🤤
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Simon Roasts ⭐️⭐️⭐️ retweeted
# 車椅子 皆さんこんにちは。歯医者さんが早く終わったので北蔵でラーメン食べてきました。 ここは青森では珍しいかつおだしで有名なお店 中華そば980円にミックスチャーシューと茎わかめをトッピング。 やっぱり、おっさんになるとあっさりしたスープがおいしいです豚もも肉のチャーシューも肉を食べていると言う感じがしていいですね ちなみに、このお店、比較的段差が少ないので解除してくれる人がいれば、車椅子でも大丈夫そうです
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Trading isn't for everyone. But for those who crack the code, it’s like unlocking a wealth-generating superpower Do you have what it takes?
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You need to start believing that nothing is too good for you. You deserve everything good in life.
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