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Retired from law, the voluntary sector and now the NHS; getting re-tyred for what comes next. Books, cricket, beaches all likely to feature.

Ryhall, England
Joined June 2011
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If Salman Rushdie’s fatwa happened today, how many of these signatories would sign a letter supporting him? Most would be too afraid, many would think he deserved it. I doubt Rooney herself would support him. The comparison is fatuous and disgraceful.
If you ever sought out the novels of Sally Rooney in bookshops – when that was still possible – you’d know they sit in the fiction stacks adjacent to the novels of another SR whose books have been withdrawn in dastardly political circumstances. Until last week, “Rooney” and “Rushdie” had little in common beyond being shelfmates; now they have more than just a physical proximity. @tanjil_rashid_: This is censorship by other means newstatesman.com/comment/202…
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Back in January @journo_kituno reported the then timetable for DHSC-NHSE merger - New operating model end of May - 45-day staff consultation on changes in Oct - Consultation on post-filling and redundancies January 27 It's now almost November and none of that has happened...
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Incredible story. I need to see this in a cinema now!
May 5, 1945. Hitler has been dead for five days. The war in Europe is almost over. In a castle in the Austrian Alps, American soldiers, German soldiers, and a group of elderly French prisoners grab rifles and get ready to fight the SS. Together. The castle was called Schloss Itter. The Nazis had turned it into a prison for very important people. Not ordinary prisoners. Trophies. Inside were two former prime ministers of France, Paul Reynaud and Édouard Daladier. Two of France's top generals, Maxime Weygand and Maurice Gamelin. A famous tennis champion, Jean Borotra. And the older sister of Charles de Gaulle. As the Reich collapsed in early May, the SS guards panicked and ran. The prisoners suddenly found themselves in charge of a castle, with weapons left behind, and a serious problem. Waffen-SS units were still roaming the area. Fanatics who would gladly kill them all. They needed help. Fast. One of the castle's prisoners, a Yugoslav handyman, slipped out on a bicycle to find the Americans. Separately, a German army officer named Major Josef Gangl also went looking for them. Gangl was a Wehrmacht officer who had turned against the Nazis and was secretly working with the Austrian resistance. He wanted to protect the prisoners too. He found an American tank commander named Captain Jack Lee. Lee was 27, tough, cigar chewing, and willing to do something insane. With a single Sherman tank and a handful of American soldiers, he drove up into the mountains alongside Gangl and a few of his German troops. They reached the castle on May 4. The French prisoners were not exactly thrilled to see a tiny rescue force. They had expected an army. Instead they got a few Americans, a few Germans, and one tank. The next morning, the SS attacked. Somewhere between 100 and 150 Waffen-SS troops hit the castle with machine guns, mortars, and anti-tank weapons. The defenders fought back from the walls and windows. Americans and Germans side by side. The French prisoners refused to hide. Some of them, including Reynaud, picked up weapons and joined in. The Sherman tank was knocked out. The defenders were running out of ammunition. It looked like the castle would fall. Then Jean Borotra, the tennis star, volunteered to make a run for it. He jumped the wall, slipped past the SS, and sprinted through the countryside to find American reinforcements. He found them. And he insisted on coming back with them to finish the fight. During the battle, Major Gangl saw Paul Reynaud exposed to gunfire and moved to pull him to safety. A sniper shot Gangl dead. He had survived the whole war as a German soldier, only to die defending French prisoners from the SS in its final days. That afternoon, the American relief force arrived and broke the attack. The SS were scattered and captured. The prisoners were saved. Jack Lee received the Distinguished Service Cross. In Austria, Josef Gangl is remembered as a hero, and a street is named after him. It is believed to be the only battle of the war where American and German soldiers fought together on the same side.
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Seriously, this really is one of those "stop what you're doing and read" stories. Incredible reporting on an incredible story. It even has drone footage of the defection. Un-be-freakin-lievable work by @mjluxmoore @justmiel Annie Ng @ebrown725 Gift link: wsj.com/world/russian-defect…
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A real map projection called the Spilhaus Projection, designed to show the oceans the way a fish might see them: as one giant, connected body of water, created by oceanographer and geophysicist Athelstan Spilhaus in 1942... Athelstan Spilhaus, a South African-born American scientist, in 1942. At the time, he was working on the bathythermograph, a device he invented that measured ocean temperatures at different depths from a moving ship. It proved valuable to the US Navy for hunting submarines during World War II. Most world maps are designed around the land, which splits the oceans into separate pieces. Spilhaus flipped that idea. His map is centered on Antarctica, with the continents pushed out to the edges, so the Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, and Southern Oceans flow together without a break. It’s a reminder that Earth’s oceans aren’t really separate at all. They’re one continuous body of water covering about 71% of the planet. Today, scientists use the projection to map ocean features like currents, the seafloor, and the movement of marine life. Spilhaus also wrote a science comic strip called “Our New Age” that ran in 93 newspapers from 1957 to 1973. President John F. Kennedy reportedly told him, “The only science I ever learned was from your comic strip in the Boston Globe.” #archaeohistories
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🚨RAPED BEFORE EXECUTION: That's the destiny reserved for Niloufar Esfahani. She is only 18 years old and comes from Qazvin, in Iran. In January 2026, she was arrested together with her mother during the nationwide protests against the Islamic regime. Her only “crime” was asking for freedom and dignity. A few days later, the revolutionary court sentenced her to death by hanging. But before killing her, according to reports from activists and historical testimonies from Iranian prisons, they intend to rape her. Why? Because Niloufar is a virgin. According to a distorted and barbaric religious belief, a virgin girl who is executed would go straight to paradise. For this reason, in the past and still today, virgin female prisoners are systematically raped before execution: to “send them to hell” instead of paradise. This is a practice documented for decades and confirmed even by former officials of the regime itself. She is a girl like so many others, with her whole life ahead of her, who is about to be crushed by the ayatollahs’ killing machine. Thoughts?
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The impressive sight of several thousand Barnacle Geese at Budle bay Northumberland.
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How parents want teachers to react to a missing jumper:
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🇾🇪 Happy heavenly birthday to Duncan Edwards, born on this day in 1936 Long before anyone spoke of 'football geniuses,' Manchester United had found theirs in Duncan Edwards. Matt Busby watched the 17-year-old play and knew immediately: "He is the most complete player I've ever seen." In 1952, Busby pulled out all the stops to sign Edwards, who was being pursued by virtually every major club in England. What sealed the deal wasn't just Busby's persuasion, it was United's revolutionary commitment to youth development. Edwards signed on his 16th birthday, October 2nd, 1952. He made his first-team debut in April 1953, just 16 years and 185 days old, becoming United's youngest ever debutant at the time. Though listed as a left-half, he played with such completeness that he could dominate any position. Whether breaking up attacks with perfectly timed tackles or surging forward with the power of a man twice his size, Edwards redefined what a midfielder could be. Here are some interesting facts that some fans may not be aware of: Edwards was ambidextrous and could take corner kicks with either foot. He wore a size 11 boot which was enormous for the era, and stood 5'11" but weighed over 13 stone of pure muscle, making him physically imposing in a time when most players were smaller. At just 18, he became England's youngest post-war international in April 1955, earning 18 caps before his 22nd birthday. By 1957, Busby declared: "In Duncan Edwards, I believe I have the greatest footballer in the world." This wasn't a soundbite. Edwards had just helped United win back to back league titles in 1956 and 1957. Off the pitch, Edwards remained remarkably grounded. He loved fishing, enjoyed the cinema, and his idea of luxury was a new Ford Zephyr and fish and chips with his mates. Despite knowing his immense value, he never showed arrogance. Bobby Charlton remembered him as "confident but never boastful." In just five seasons, Edwards made 177 appearances for United, scoring 21 goals, impressive for a midfielder in that era. He also captained England's under-23 side and was widely expected to captain the senior team within years. The Munich air disaster on February 6th, 1958, changed everything. Edwards fought for 15 days in a German hospital before succumbing to his injuries on February 21st, just 21 years old. His last words, barely conscious, were reportedly asking assistant manager Jimmy Murphy: "What time is the kick-off against Wolves? I mustn't miss that match." Bobby Charlton later said Edwards was "the only player who made me feel inferior" and claimed he was "worth half a team by himself." Duncan Edwards’ memory serves as a reminder of a golden era when having him on the pitch made anything seem possible. Gone but never forgotten 🌹⚪️⚫️ #DuncanEdwards #mufc #manchesterunited
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Have to say something about my cricket club, Middlesex. It’s been a terrible few years, three failed promotion attempts. But at Trent Bridge on Sunday we won our first one day cup in 36 years. Brilliant to watch, well done everybody. Onwards and upwards
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🏆 WHAT A WIN! We've bowled Leicestershire out for 200 to win the Metro Bank One Day Cup! Yes, lads!! 🤩
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When a mountain vanished in seconds. Mount St. Helens, May 18, 1980
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Replying to @SimonSimply
It would require up to date evidence of his capacity, so the first step would be establishing access for that assessment to be undertaken
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Replying to @SimonSimply
Yes. If and only if he now lacks mental capacity to make decisions for himself about contact with others (usually a specific person or people who is/are seeking contact), the Court of Protection will make a best interests decision for him
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A dilapidated car wash and garage in Stamford, UK, was brought down and replaced with an aesthetic Georgian style townhouse in 2017. The project was led by Burghley Developments in partnership with Stamford Stone Co.
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I hope we can all now come together to radically improve end of life care
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Whatever your view on the Assisted Dying Bill, we must not lose the momentum to transform palliative care. Almost 1/3 people don't get the end of life care they need. Throughout the debate, @Sue_Ryder has remained neutral, though we are clear on the reforms needed.
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This is a heartfelt and devastatingly effective thread from Ashley who seriously knows what she’s talking about on this issue.
Replying to @AshleyDalton_MP
I have terminal cancer. I know how it feels to look at your options. Once the option for assisted dying exists, some people may feel - or be - coerced into taking it, or do so out of fear of being a burden on their family or the NHS.
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The Assisted Dying Bill is unsafe and unworkable. A thread.
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