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Simon

@Simonmwsi

A bit loose, not right in the head, try 2b nice 24/7 but can’t tolerate rude obnoxious egotists, please and thank you doesn’t cost and never hurt, constant 📯

 Wales, United Kingdom
Joined February 2026
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Ridiculous new UK porn laws have absolutely ruined X🐹 ffycinconts
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Ffycoff Sainsbury’s it’s November 1st ffs, Jim Bowen give the BFH to the BFG please! 🤦‍♂️
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Rate me 1 - 10 ~ RT if I'm plappable ~
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God
@TheTweetOfGodOct 16
I still genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.
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This is why you're legally obligated to let me be on top btw, it would be criminal to not share this ~ rt if you'd like to do the crime with me ~
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Trans people are an innate human reality & require trans healthcare. Every other argument is an argument for cruelty, and the cessation of gender surgery in Wales was instigated by a man who uses edge mental health cases from the 90s to argue for cruelty to trans people in 2026.
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@nickwallisSep 4
Replying to @AidanCTweets
I'm not sure we should be castrating people on the NHS. The practice of chopping off healthy body parts was banned in the late 90s after a surgeon removed two peoples' limbs to assuage their mental distress. Why are you so gung-ho for this?
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pfft she's definitely trying to find that reset button inside me ~ rt if you think you'd like to find it ~
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Good morning to all my Nigerian followers! 🤦‍♂️ Anyone here actually UK based for real? 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🤷‍♂️🤣🤞🏼
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Serena
@luvlyuliAug 13
Will anyone do this??
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Is there anyone NOT from Nigeria? 🤷‍♂️ 99% of likes! Besides the blue ticks is everyone else not real? 🤪
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Eman@Eman5695Jun 20
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Pizza, tiramisu and a fine red….not a bad Friday evening! One more day at the grind tomorrow and then chill….🤪
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Give your friendly mommy trans a rt and love if you want me posting more xx 😘
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