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Joined October 2025
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If there is a singular prescription for manhood let it be this: Become useful and generous with your gifts.
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“She’s not like the others!” “Anakin she’s a woman, and a politician. They’re not to be trusted” Obi-Wan was so real for that.
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With all the Anakin posting I thought I'd add this. When Revenge of the Sith was bootlegged in China and then back translated to English, the Jedi Council was translated as "The Presbyterian Church" or "Hopeless Situation Presbyterians", leaving us with this gem:
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JOOYEON AND JUNGSU ‘HIGH HOPES’ BY PANIC! AT THE DISCO
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High Hopes / Panic! At The Disco
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外遊び予定なので、 ひっさびさのマウンテンパーカーを! white mountaineering
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Long live the American diner.
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Let's fucking GOOOOOOOOO
BREAKING: Scientists discover what appear to be fossilized red blood cells inside the bones of a 115-million-year-old dinosaur.
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rage-bait but never argue
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"I've chartered your family a flight... The pilot is female."
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The European Union is run by idiots. Prove me wrong?
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If you want young men to celebrate virtue, then you’ve got to give them stories of virtuous male heroes that “outmog” these guys. The most competent character will be the most magnetic.
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Your childhood home will make a fine addition to my investment portfolio
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The first one was fun. Lots of familiar elements, a galaxy spanning conflict, cool lightsabers and force powers, new alien worlds to explore, funny robots. It had one of the best twists in games. It felt both original and like a classic star wars story. A very solid game. The second one was about cosmic horrors too terrible and great to imagine. All of the usual heroes are dead or useless. The evil isn’t visible. There’s no massive fleets or super weapons, just a radiating sickness slowly draining the life from the universe. It transcends the Star Wars franchise and is possibly the best RPG ever made.
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The only metric that matters on X is follower count
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It's this easy to dress well
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Imprison all women
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When i'm innocently scrolling while on my ovulatory window and the algorithem shows me a male horse
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