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Bernie

@SimpleLilBernie

Him I’m Bernie. My name is Bernie.

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I actually paid to see this movie back in the day 😂
You Are Good (@youaregoodpod) profile pictureYou Are Good@youaregoodpodNov 7
I'll ask once again: Who was the target audience for Kindergarten Cop?
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We’d need to spend 3 in 5 dollars to defend Canada appropriately. Lewis doesn’t seem to understand how the world works.
Scott Robertson (@sarobertson_) profile pictureScott Robertson
@sarobertson_Nov 5
Avi Lewis: "One in five dollars spent by this government in this budget right now is going to the military, is going to weapons and war. That is not an agenda that deals with the cost of living crisis."
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In the end syock analysts don’t know sht. No one does. The market is driven by millions of people. If they buy more than they sell, it goes up. So unless you have direct input from everyone who trades, you’re in the blind.
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Will I Am sees a deck of cards for the first time of his life
Watch...... (@amazed6789) profile pictureWatch......
@amazed6789Nov 7
Chris Pratt attempts a card trick on The Graham Norton Show…
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FUCK your question. FREE your mind. FEED the poor. FFF
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If I ever get one of those hairless mexican cats I’ll shave my whole body in solidarity Yes I will
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Artists are now considered indigenous people
Mark Carney (@MarkJCarney) profile pictureMark Carney
@MarkJCarneyNov 5
In Budget 2026, we’re backing the Canadian artists who tell our stories. That means if you’re a Canadian artist, you won’t pay tax on up to $45,000 of income derived from your creative work.
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Eh Aye
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I wonder who’s buying the AI stocks that everyone else is selling I mean after 5 days of pure red you’d think no selling order would go through
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Thank the lord for stop-losses This morning is BRUTAL
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The problem with the US is when they’re not happy with a party, their only choice is to go with the party they hated 2 years prior.
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Why do I have to buy 20 mushrooms when I rarely need more than 4 or 5? Who’s running this mushroom cartel? Costco?
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I remember when @chicfryrice posted “are we ready for $MU 800$??” back in May. 😂
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“Sure. Yeah. Absolutely.” I give this a disavow rating of 2/10
Jéferfon Menezes (@JefinhoMenes) profile pictureJéferfon Menezes
@JefinhoMenesNov 4
O primeiro senador muçulmano da história dos EUA, Abdul El-Sayed, foi perguntado se repudiaria a Irmandade Muçulmana, grupo muçulmano com componentes extremistas. A resposta foi essa lapada:
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House is definitely lost, Senate is next. Iowa, Ohio, Texas and Kansas senate seats are flipping.
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Lol “progressive” -Plateau Mont-Royal is now basically Outremont and only the rich can afford it. -Ste-Marie is a refugee camp for homeless addicts.
Rachel Gilmore (@atRachelGilmore) profile pictureRachel Gilmore@atRachelGilmoreNov 2
For context, this is the area of Montreal we’re talking about. Hahahahahhhahaha. If you live here, remember to vote on December 7!! Set your calendar!! This is a rare opportunity to make your voice heard!! (Also Rosemont—La Petite-Patrie!!)
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Going to the office tomorrow. Put this note on my sandwich.
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Chantal annonce qu’elle va continuer à être incompétente
chantal hébert (@ChantalHbert) profile picturechantal hébert@ChantalHbertNov 1
Une erreur regrettable mais qui va inévitablement se répéter. Les excuses de Radio-Canada sont aussi les miennes.
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Note to investors: There is no AI bubble.
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