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"I voted 3rd party" is just "thoughts and prayers" for politics. Exactly identical, you did nothing, it accomplished nothing, helped no one, and you're SUPER PROUD of yourself for doing it, and you won't stop bragging about it.
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In case you haven't noticed @tmorello , THIS is how you do things. FIRST you get the non-nazis into power, and THEN you work to move them to enact policies that are important. You don't let the nazis get in power because you didn't get the candidate you wanted.
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It’s already starting y’all… what’s next? Shakira law?
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Being a 5th place finishing loser seems to have left her obsesses with people who actually win things
Texas elected an anti-meat communist and Gavin Newsom is actively threatening ICE agents to protect illegal voters. If Democrats can win Texas, nothing is unwinnable for them. Brace yourselves 🚨
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Now Benny has just moved on to being a full on bigot, not trying to hide it anymore. It's the only thing they have to offer, hate and fear. Lean into it Benny, Trump will always love you for it.
In 1970, the White population in Texas was 89%. In 2000, it was 50%. Now it’s less than 39%. Demographics is destiny.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
In 1970 the White population included Hispanic people because surveys in Texas didn't ask about Hispanic ethnicity as a separate question from race. In 2000 the White population for just race was 71%. Today White is 74% and "White, not Hispanic" sorted for ethnic origin is 37%. census.gov/quickfacts/TX
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Yes, he knows idiots like you will believe what you are told to and repeat it like the good little boot licking sheep you are.
“Our elections are SO CROOKED, you have no idea." Trump knows something. 👀
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Oh child, you're so close. But not really. They didn't leave him alone, these charges were coming for him and that's WHY he pretended to become a christian, he thought it would help him get away with it, but it didn't.
Had Russell Brand stayed a degenerate celebrity who spent his time doing drugs and partying, they would have never come for him. In fact, they left him alone for decades as he struggled with addiction, alcoholism, and promiscuity. It was only after Russell gave his life, heart, and platform to Christ, did they finally decide come for him. He was effective, charismatic, and beloved by millions. He had to be stopped. They’re making an example out of Russel Brand and everyone knows it. The top article on his conviction even openly mocks his faith and it’s deeply disturbing. It’s terrible that they are getting away with this. I hope the Trump Administration intervenes.
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It's like he was a prophet or something
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The @gop has done NOTHING about ANY of these things for a decade, and these Trumpkin twats have been cheering them on, but now that the Dems are going to be in charge, they have 2 years to solve every problem the @gop and Trump have caused🤣🤣
Okay Democrats. You've got two houses and two years. You say America needs an economy that works for Americans. By Nov '28, I need: Unemployment at 3% or lower Living wages Low taxes Affordable homes 3% mortgage rates Reduced federal deficit Affordable Healthcare $2 gas
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"WE NOT WIN!! SO, CAUSE, UM YOU GUYS AM CHEAT!!!" will always be fun for a laugh. It's hard when you realize that just being hateful bigots wasn't a sustainable strategy to stay in power.
2,848 counties flip to Democrats out of a total of 3,109 counties? This is the most obvious ELECTION FRAUD in history, even challenging the stolen 2020 election. We can't go on like this. I'm tired of people destroying this country and getting away with everything.
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I want to be fair, I get it @gop. You've stayed in power for most of a decade by just being hateful bigots. You've offered nothing for all this time, and managed to stay in power. I'm sure it is shocking to you that it finally stopped working, but maybe reflect a bit now.
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The @gop has taken that kid in 1st grade that everyone hated, who just accused everyone else of cheating every time they didn't win, and turned it into their entire personality.
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Oh Brandon, I know you and your Mommy are big mad right now, but child, NO ONE stands with child predators like you and the @gop sir.
James Talarico has no business representing Texas in the Senate.
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Hey, has @DineshDSouza made a new movie falsely claiming that the election was stolen, that he'll eventually have to walk back and admit it was all a lie yet? It's always fun, maybe he could get the Pillow guy to star in it.
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One of the @gop's favorite pastimes is passing laws to outlaw things that are already illegal. I guess that's what you do when you don't have any policy ideas to offer.
🚨 BREAKING: West Virginia voters just PASSED Amendment 1 to write into the state constitution that ONLY U.S. citizens can vote, FULL STOP 🔥🔥🔥 The old wording only said "citizens of the state." Now it's ironclad: noncitizens can't vote in any West Virginia election, state or local! Common sense wins in a landslide! DO THIS NATIONWIDE
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Hey @HaleyforMI , if you could grab @JohnFetterman's fat ass by the hoody and take him with ya, we'd all be grateful !!!
JUST IN: Haley Stevens threatens to leave the Democratic Party
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I must admit, I feel kinda bad for @rustyrockets , i mean the poor guy had to invest so much time into his "I'm a christian now" routine, and it was all for nothing. He's still going to jail. What a waste of time it all was.🤣🤣🤣
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Here's where you went wrong @rustyrockets , you forgot that the charges were in the UK, and that fake Christianity conversion bit only works here in the US, and sadly for you, Trump can't pardon you for this one. But I'll pray for ya🤣🤣
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