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Read something other than your own book.

Probably hard at it
Joined March 2009
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Nipped in down the M&S earlier. Bargain. Got 2 boxes 🕺🕺
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Hi 🤗🤗 Bin 👍
Found another little bargain from Tesco’s express today. Only 17 pounds. for both, including the parmigiano and bag for life. Actually went into the store today, so didn’t have to pay delivery fees or tips this time 🥰
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I would love a deaf wife 🥰🥰🥰 STFU bitch 🕺 No more muttering under my breath 👍
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I never drink alcohol at the airport or during the flights. I am very boring though 😕😕😕
Two drink limit at the airport Thoughts?
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Piss poor 😤
.@British_Airways ABSOLUTELY disgusted. Boarded my flight from MIA to LHR and my seat for my 8 hour flight is urine-soaked. you could smell it before you even got to my seat and the staff said there is nothing they can do, not even any extra blankets, only a tiny hand sanitiser
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Up next on Times Radio, should teachers be on TikTok 🤷‍♂️ Of course they should be. How else are they supposed to fill their working day.
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Give them blue hair and I love Palestine t shirts.
Post a scarier photo than this one. You can't.
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Absolutely no need as everyone knows that men that have been married for years are spuds deep on an almost daily basis 🤔😕
Do married men Masturbate too?! @grok verify this.
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22 yrs old. My son was 7. We all went (3 of us 🤷‍♂️) to the IMAX in Manchester. It was proper telly. On in 5 mins. I'll watch the start of it.
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Early doors Sky Christmas 😍😍😍
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The best apologies would be from the twats who pretend to be something they're not on here. 'I'm sorry for creating and maintaing the illusion that I have a well paid, exciting job and lifestyle. I'm a sad lonely bastard earning fuck all who can't even afford a dog.'
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Imagine if Twitter made people apologise to each other. 'I'm sorry for what I said about your food and your hair, John. And, you're not actually as fat as I initially stated.'
‘For the manner in which I spoke to you I am sorry.’ Former Metropolitan police detective Peter Bleksley apologises to GB News's Alex Armstrong for the ‘not nice’ way he spoke to the presenter on last week's show.
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Yep. 'Police please.' 😕😕😕 Miserable bitch 🤷‍♂️
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The only way to deal with filth.
Guy goes after Chicago firefighter with female officer standing right there. Firefighter smacks him in the face with a halligan tool 😂
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I'd have said Cher 🙈
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Just ordered the coffee. I never stop 🙄🙄
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Not Even Joking
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They're they purely for a return. Every fan should stop attending. That's the only way to rid the club of them. Empty stadium. Get Mick Lynch in to sort them out.
Manchester United need to be freed of the yoke of the Glazers. That’s obvious. Been saying it since 2005. But how? It’s difficult to force regime change. A few United fans suggesting they’d welcome relegation as it would make the Glazers consider selling up. It might make them more likely to hold on as a PL club worth far more than EFL. A few fans suggesting a boycott of games - but why should loyal fans stop watching their team? And the club could simply get tourists in if a few games missed. A boycott of the megastore and catering is obvious (and already done by some fans) but that would also hit staff and temporary workers. Chants and banners make a point to the world how reviled the absentee Glazers are. But probably won’t worry the distant Glazers. They can point to money invested in transfers (and spent badly) but it’s not their personal money. It’s money generated by the fans. United have some very influential fans’ groups, fanzines, forums and pods. Would lobbying the Independent Football Regulator about whether the Glazers are “fit and proper owners” (in old parlance) have any effect? At the very least, there is a strong case for lobbying the IFR and Government about updating legislation to preclude debt-based takeovers (the IFR has an advisory role to Parliament). It’s certainly a national embarrassment that the most high-profile representative of the national sport has such substantial debt and such deeply unpopular owners associated with it. Sadly, like a stubborn stain, the Glazers will take some shifting. #MUFC
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The cavalry has arrived 🕺 Premium toast incoming 🥰🥰
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Morning Peter. Any pigs on the horizon ? If you've any left, we'll also have a large turkey off you this year please.
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