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Sean Wilson

@SimplySean_

Sport content, stats and insights guy for hire.

 Cape Town
Joined July 2009
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It took seven long years, but finally someone has made a decent sandpaper joke.
Tom Evans (@TomEvansCricket) profile pictureTom Evans@TomEvansCricket30 Nov 2025
Replying to @tickerscricket
Shivnarine Sand-the-ball
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This delicious torture needs to be extended into a six innings match. We’ve got the ground booked why stop
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Really not sure the sanctity of the record books will ever recover if the highest individual Test score is no longer held by a man batting his team out of contention in a dead rubber.
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Sobers had 856 Test runs @ 34 when he broke Hutton's record. You lot would have called him a disgrace.
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Russ Petty@rpetty8028 Nov 2024
c̶h̶e̶c̶k̶ t̶h̶e̶ s̶t̶a̶t̶s̶ y̶o̶u̶'v̶e̶ s̶e̶e̶n̶ o̶n̶ s̶o̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ m̶e̶d̶i̶a̶ a̶n̶d̶ a̶r̶e̶ g̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ t̶o̶ u̶s̶e̶ f̶o̶r̶ c̶o̶n̶t̶e̶n̶t̶ a̶r̶e̶ c̶o̶r̶r̶e̶c̶t̶ a̶n̶d̶ n̶o̶t̶ f̶r̶o̶m̶ 2̶0̶1̶8̶ (̶&̶ w̶e̶r̶e̶ w̶r̶o̶n̶g̶ b̶a̶c̶k̶ t̶h̶e̶n̶)̶❌ Logo✅ Emoji ✅ Hashtags✅
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Rugby365 (@rugby365com) profile pictureRugby365@rugby365com27 Nov 2024
👀 #AutumnNationsSeries squads #Rugby365 #Rugby
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Replying to @will_owen9
Fake news. How it actually works is this: If two or more teams end on the same log points, they count the number of forwards used on the bench in all the games. If it’s then still tied, they look at the number of scrumhalves in the squad. Hope this clears things up.
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Springbok coaches and selectors at #RWC23… #SSRugby #RSAvROM
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may@whamzam1710 Sep 2023
Ja, no look... #ssrugby
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“Playing 13 in high school is not the same as playing 13 for the Boks. Against the ABs” Duh… we all know that.
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@Wolves2 Dec 2022
The first Wolves player to score at a World Cup since Ron Flowers in 1962. Delighted for you, Hee Chan! 🇰🇷
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Consolation for Messi, a great day for his second job as Saudi tourism ambassador
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This is some scorecard
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I suspect this was always destined to fail as a Covid immunity strategy. #Ashes
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Fully on board with this "Hundred stats can't count as T20" argument as long as it also means Don Bradman's total career Test record is corrected to just the 508 runs @ 72.57 he scored in five-day Tests.
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david kelly@dk3lly7 Aug 2021
The more things change the Morne Steyn the same.... #LionsRugby
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If Morne Steyn doesn't kick the winning points, is it even a Boks/Lions test in the 21st century?
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I think, therefore Lukhanyo Am.
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Dan Liebke@danliebke13 Jun 2021
Joe Root and England have sure taught Kane Williamson a lesson in how to set a tempting fourth innings target. #ENGvNZ
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@Wolves12 Jun 2021
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UEFA (@UEFA) profile pictureUEFA
@UEFA12 Jun 2021
Following the medical emergency involving Denmark’s player Christian Eriksen, a crisis meeting has taken place with both teams and match officials and further information will be communicated at 19:45 CET. The player has been transferred to the hospital and has been stabilised.
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Wolves
@Wolves20 Apr 2021
It's probably too late for a parade 🏆🥳
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