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Mayor yase Bellville 🫡

@Simthera_M

Man United 👹| Sgaqagaqa 💪🏾| I laugh at everything 😂.

 Cape Town, South Africa
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Joined June 2011
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Andincume you'd swear andinazingxaki
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Sihle Nzimande (@ngwekazi_sihle) profile pictureSihle Nzimande@ngwekazi_sihleOct 9
Age Gap Between You & Your Mom?
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😭😂😂😂
Yanda - MIDDLE CHILD (@Mzido30) profile pictureYanda - MIDDLE CHILD@Mzido30Oct 9
Replying to @hayin_uAvu
Ndingasothula😭😂😂
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“Aaah lakulahla idlozi lakho lokufeba” 😂😂😂
🧚 (@_Masduli_) profile picture🧚@_Masduli_Oct 8
“vula i profile picture”😭😭💎
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Uvele uve intliziyo inuka ugesi 😭😭
🥀ᕓ𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞. (@jwarha_nani) profile picture🥀ᕓ𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞.@jwarha_naniOct 8
Yrrrr 🤣
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Mayor yase Bellville 🫡 retweeted
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Durban Network
@DurbannetworkOct 5
Abathembu King Buyelekhaya Dalindyebo has slammed Cogta Minister Velenkosini Hlabisa, questioning his authority to summon traditional kings to a meeting. The King says the minister should not be “inviting” kings as if they were his subordinates, but should instead respect their status by visiting them in their respective royal spaces.
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Veve
@LudidiVelaniSep 22
These are the women who have been killed in Cape Town in the last 14 days. Just this weekend, another woman was killed along with her husband in Khayelitsha by alleged extortionists. Kumsa Papu Anelisa Tshaka Nomakhwezi Zitha Octavia Swarts
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“uMshumayeli ongatshatanga simbona ngokuhamba yedwa” 😭😭😫
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MaOkwana❤️ (@Kinetio_xyz) profile picture
MaOkwana❤️@Kinetio_xyzAug 22
Clock it
Vivian Chisombili (@ovivinology) profile pictureVivian Chisombili
@ovivinologyAug 21
Stop using Church people as the reason you don't go to church anymore. There are messy people at your job too, but you still show up to work everyday.
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Yithi awundazi 😳😂
Noluthando Ngcobo (@LuthandoFuze) profile pictureNoluthando Ngcobo@LuthandoFuzeJul 10
You're not a private person, there's just nothing to show
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Funeral kabani lena? 😭😂😂😂
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Ndeeleh❤
@sleendeelFeb 19
Breaking up with someone who’s doing their final year in Actuarial Science😔
Ndeeleh❤ (@sleendeel) profile pictureNdeeleh❤
@sleendeelFeb 18
Biggest mistake you can ever make?
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Ukukhwela indiza nokulala e hotele 😂
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How does someone end up owing Woolies and Makro that much? Looks a bit off 👀
Ricky Mkhonto (@RickyMkhonto77) profile pictureRicky Mkhonto
@RickyMkhonto77Feb 9
Jesus Lord!?🙆🏾‍♂️💔
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Soulmate 🤞🏾🥹❤️
seapei (me) (@Silindokuhle_) profile pictureseapei (me)@Silindokuhle_Jan 30
When someone crosses your mind and they call half an hour later, what do we call that vele?
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Judging ngezi January dumps. Ni rich nina 🤞🏾😭
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I ended up ndino mzukulu ona 6 months ke kuyo yonke lonto. I love her to bits kodwa ❤️
Mayor yase Bellville 🫡 (@Simthera_M) profile pictureMayor yase Bellville 🫡@Simthera_M3 Apr 2024
U Mtshana wam akangomntu we WhatsApp status but since last ufake at least 5 and kuzo kukho itwana ethile ayifakileyo. I’m trying very hard ungabuzi ngubani le twana 😬😫
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Monday 🤨
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Umnqophiso 2026 🖤🤍
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Akukafakwa kwa payslip 🤦🏽‍♂️😭
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Omnye wabo ukhona namhlanje and I’m speaking broken Sesotho ngoba asifuni uviwa ngabelungu 😊
Mayor yase Bellville 🫡 (@Simthera_M) profile pictureMayor yase Bellville 🫡@Simthera_MJan 19
Favourite colleagues zam azikho namhlanje kule office. Izobande le mini 😬
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