The bloomfs are getting some suggestive content btw

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox 😔

Where can I safely say somebody needs to k*** the ********t?

Just saw a perfect dog. Do I deserve to live?

Just hooked up with somebody who must have been an American Fotoplayer (developed by the American Photo Player Company between the years of 1912 and 1925) in a past life.

Now how in the world is this throuple in Philly comprised of three tops? How did you all manage that?

My most random celebrity crush is for sure Michael Jeter.

Getting philled (ie in Philadelphia for the weekend)

Telling everyone I meet in Philly that I’m traveling alone, have $100 in cash, and no self-defense skills.

Oomf who was going to drive me to the airport is “stuck in a meeting”

Going on a few dates with a twink in a tailspin can actually be so healing

Birds are prettyyyyy 😍 I love peace and would never advocate for violence

I think we need to do some controlled burns (ie ***l ri** p****e) before the wildfires get even worse. They’re destroying the planet. They’ve had enough fun, they can go now.