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Paleontology Studier | Hobbyist Illustrator | Nerd | BSc Geoscience | The best part about sizzling snakes? You can never tell if they hissin or if they cookin

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How it feels to see British people for the first time
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In Woke 3.0 we are rebooting Fear Factor and making RFK, Jr. eat a new recalled food each week
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Ausarchosaur@ausar_the18h
When you think about it, for the world's first big apex predator on land, Dimetrodon was already quite an odd and extraordinary animal. Anyway, watch this PBS Eons video about it and the evolution of herbivores on land. youtube.com/watch?v=9x1Myi0T…
The First Apex Predator on Land

The First Apex Predator on Land

This is episode 2 of our 6-part series, Eons: Life and Death on Pan...

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EDP GOT ARRESTED MY THEORY HOLDS STRONG
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Ethan Klein’s marriage got completely destroyed and peace on earth started happening
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Will@WillemDaFroNov 4
We're digging up Charlie Kirk and embalming him in gender fluid
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Raccoon city turned blue so we are putting Albert Wesker on estrogen
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Sub_Saibot1 SPINNING!!! (@HasashiSir) profile picture
Sub_Saibot1 SPINNING!!!@HasashiSirNov 4
don’t go switching sides now pussy
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@sneakoNov 4
IMPEACH TRUMP NOW 🇺🇸
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Dr. Diana King 🐚🦖@TheDJ_KingNov 4
The Dems should honestly use these victories as a springboard to impeach their deranged overlord
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe21h
System of a Down: SCARY PART SCARY PART SCARY PART Me: Ah!! System of a Down: Funny part funny part funny part! Me: Haha, yes System of a Down: SCARY Me: AH!! System of a Down: funny! Me: Haha
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Dave Schilling@dave_schillingNov 4
After tonight, John Fetterman should just go back to his old job carrying Krang around in his stomach.
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the urge to go back to great salt lake in Utah and take a swim
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I seriously love that lake, and to think it's only a remnant of an ancient lake bigger than most of the great lakes
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broti gupta@BrotiGuptaNov 4
We’re about to see races you’ve never even heard of in the next Hamilton cast
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The guy opposing him is even more pro Israel btw, I better not see any of you libbing out over this
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BREAKING: Netanyahu officially loses majority in Israel’s election.
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Fred The Shark 2@FredTheShark2122h
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THEYRE RENAMING THE GREAT LAKES AFTER THE PILLARS OF ISLAM
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When Liberty Biberty is dealt with that baseball cap wearing beaver fuck is next @bucees
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ashley@pettyrisingNov 4
when hegseth gets his wish for a live broadcast of an execution and he asks why there’s cameras in the room
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@NewsWire_USNov 4
TRUMP WEIGHS REPLACING PETE HEGSETH FOLLOWING CATASTROPHIC REPUBLICAN MIDTERM ELECTION LOSSES. — CBS
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@MikeNellisNov 4
Fetterman was setting himself up to switch parties and play kingmaker, and now he’s the least important person in Washington, D.C. Just retire and go start a podcast, you useless waste of space.
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wait since woke is back yall got to stop w the r slur
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all jokes and celebrations aside, I uhhh wouldn’t underestimate the DNC’s ability to fumble the bag
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