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Joined January 2012
Bad news for soccer bars in brooklyn
Major brands in China have dropped Kylian Mbappé over a clip in which the French football megastar appeared to mock Mao Zedong, China’s modern founding leader. vist.ly/5q5xz
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Fans: "Man I really wish the #Ravens leaders would lock in and get this ship turned around!" Marlon Humphrey: "Hey guys, is it peanut butter and jelly or jelly and peanut butter?"
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Leg room.
What makes College Park special, from the people who call it home ❤️🐢
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The whole Cheesecake Factory thing is such a pre-2016 nostalgia trip. I almost forgot this is what political discourse was for years, manufactured rage about beige suits and Obama maybe being too fancy. The whole thing might as well be scored by MGMT.
Your boss Obama’s joke is Cheesecake Factory has a cheap & garish design. Most normal Americans consider Cheesecake to be a high end, expensive place to eat reserved for special occasions. You guys are tone deaf. And, yes, I’m clearly too dumb to comprehend your brilliance too.
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elmo doing an impression of lorne michaels is actually killing me so bad bc why is it good
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go fuck your sister about it @neymarjr
Replying to @Taniel
With 84% counted nationwide, Lula has stretched his lead to 2.9 million votes. That's a lead of 51.4% to 48.6%. That puts him on track for a victory that could be larger than his 1.8% win four years ago. He's even up in Minas Gervais now, by 0.6%.
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Houston: Hundreds of Texans leaving their "I voted" stickers at the site where Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was shot by ICE
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Be the best when LinkedIn Ted talk
The Ravens have now been outscored 34-0 in the 2nd half in AFC North play.
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Ravens following the blast’s playbook if you’re wondering why everything about this team is second rate
Cheese went home a winner in the Ravens' halftime corgi race 🧀
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Yeah but did you see the line up for the uprising
and just like that the double digit lead is gone
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They let up
Ravens defense is playing sticky & flying downhill. 4 man pass rush has gotten to landmarks. The Ravens offense is taking what they give over the middle. Offensive line needs to control run game. Pre-snap issues need to stop. Foot on throat of the Bengals, don’t take it off.
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Why wait
Scripted drive out of half with adjustments from the Bengals. Let’s see how Minter counters before we panic.
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The Great Halloween Lantern Parade has begun!
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Pope Leo:
Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican
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Dejan Kulusevski is back 💪
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The Original Sportatorium in Dallas, Texas
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This is a me problem but I fucking hate how my first reaction to seeing this is hoping Willard is having a bad day.
In honor of @hollidaykid’s birthday, a throwback to his call of @derikqueen1’s game winner over Colorado State in the 2025 NCAA Tournament. 🎥: @TurtleSportsNet
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