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Minnesota born and raised. Charter member of The Planetary Society @exploreplanets. Ad astra!

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Joined February 2016
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Ten years ago this month, three sleep-deprived SNL writers accidentally created one of the most beloved Halloween characters in television history. And apparently, Tom Hanks thought the whole thing was ridiculous. The story behind David S. Pumpkins is almost as funny as the sketch itself. In October 2016, SNL writers Mikey Day, Bobby Moynihan, and Streeter Seidell were working late into the night on a Halloween sketch about a haunted elevator. The premise was simple. Every floor would reveal something terrifying. But around 4 or 5 in the morning, someone suggested a character named David Pumpkins. Moynihan added the middle initial. Nobody knew what the S stood for. Nobody knew who David Pumpkins was supposed to be. And that was basically the entire joke. They found a cheap pumpkin-covered suit, gave him two dancing skeletons, and decided this completely ordinary-looking middle-aged man would act like he was a legendary Halloween character everyone should recognize. Tom Hanks reportedly thought the sketch was so bizarre that he suggested saving it for Chris Hemsworth, who was scheduled to host the following week. But Hanks eventually committed to the bit. The ridiculous grin. The awkward dancing. The absolute confidence. And, of course, the immortal question: “Any questions?” The genius of the sketch is that nothing ever gets explained. The people riding the elevator are just as confused as the audience. And every time David S. Pumpkins returns, it somehow gets funnier. The sketch became an instant hit. NBC eventually made an animated Halloween special around the character, and Hanks brought him back to SNL in 2022. Ten years later, people still dress up as David S. Pumpkins every Halloween. Three writers came up with a completely nonsensical idea at 4 a.m. Tom Hanks wasn’t sure it would work. Nobody bothered to explain the joke. And somehow they created a Halloween icon. Oh, and years later, the writers revealed what the S stands for. Simon. Why Simon? Absolutely no reason whatsoever. Which, honestly, makes the whole thing even funnier. Happy Halloween. 🎃 ANY QUESTIONS?
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Admittedly, a lot of us weren't even alive during this in the '70s, but this is funnier than anything on TV now!
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The NFL’s only two 5-0 teams
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This brings back so many memories. Even now I can hear the "ting" from the lift bell ❤️
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Imagine how many people had to approve this. Staffers. Researchers. Communications people. Graphic designers. Printers. Senate aides. And apparently not one person knew the difference between the Hawks and Hawkeyes. MAGA Republicans are really stupid people.
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🎶Do you remember the 21st of September…
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IYKYK…
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3× Gold Glove Joe Mauer Was ELITE Behind the Plate 🏆
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I just post this ⬇️ happy Tuesday ☀️
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First NFL game in Australia tonight!
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RIP Barry Melrose 🕯️
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lol
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Before the England vs Norway match, here's an easy way of getting a St George's Cross face mask: 1) Apply sun block 2) Expose to sun
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Replying to @atrupar
more people showed up yesterday to climb the empire state building
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On Wednesday, world chess champion Garry Kasparov tied Deep Blue, the IBM supercomputer that can examine two hundred million positions per second, in the fourth game of their six-game series. Earlier in the week, Kasparov admitted he committed a catastrophic blunder in game two, when he failed to force a draw by moving rook to E8. Opting instead for a Caro-Kann Defense, that soon transposed into a Pribyl defense. Which, after Deep Blue moved bishop to E7, gave him the advantage with his Knight position. With all due respect to Mister Kasparov... what the hell were you thinking?!?
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The Late Show with @StephenAtHome is having its final show tonight. Who can forget the incredible rousing welcome Prince Harry received from his audience? 🥹🥰 We’ll miss you Stephen!!🫡
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#Wild game GIVEAWAY. Like and retweet to enter. I’m printing a limited batch of 10 and ONE will be given away before game 2.
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When astronauts, unions, advocates, and the broader space community speak with one voice, Congress listens. We joined @Astros4America , @AAS_Office, @UCSusa, and 20+ organizations in sending a joint letter to Congress: reject the proposed 46% cut ($3.4 billion) to NASA's Science Mission Directorate. If enacted, this proposal would terminate more than 50 missions and eliminate 2,000+ civil service positions. It would be the smallest inflation-adjusted NASA science budget since 1984. The space community is united in opposing it. And early signs suggest Congress is listening. The House has already moved to hold NASA's topline flat, and the Senate looks to follow. Read the letter in full: planetary.s3.amazonaws.com/a…
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