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California, USA
Joined April 2014
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asian woman + tech bro? this is just san francisco
Jensen Huang of all people is way too smart to fall for a slutty 20-something 10. You need to use a 40-something 6 for actual subterfuge.
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Can’t believe Jensen popped the AI bubble with his dick.
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We need a “Horniness Index” tracking all public company CEOs, dating status, travel plans, and risk of blowing up shareholder value from being too horny Lots of alpha in this
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Ridiculous that I now have to consider how Horny a CEO is when investing in a company
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For the sake of the US economy I really hope Jensen's wife can be chill about this.
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i just had to do a management presentation on Jensen Huang as CEO of NVIDIA, if only this news came out sooner 🤣
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Deadass biggest plot twist of 2026. the CEO of one of the biggest AI companies was cheating on his wife with a Chinese spy, that was relying intel to Chinese AI companies. You couldn’t write that Script in your wildest dreams.
BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, CEO Jensen Huang sends a company-wide email regarding his recently reported relationship with a Chinese spy.
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know your girth
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They can never be loyal to you, if you were neither their first love nor their last.
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“People you may know” man get that bitch off my shit
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it's not that deep. crack a monster.
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Just watched a cop get dragged out his car they sexually reassigned him right there on the sidewalk
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I hate when a girl flexes me dming her on instagram, like bitch you're talking to claude code.
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LAWYER UP.
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make sure you open that bitch up on sundays from here on out @ChickfilA
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let the investigations begin
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Texas Is Blue
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Dude I’m blued outta my fkn MIND
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