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autistic floridian & fool

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Joined December 2019
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We do NOT negotiate with terrorists (snowbirds)
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ao3 outage being reported on cnn is a level of being perceived that i think is extremely bad for fandom 😭😭
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happy anniversary to the most historic canon queer love confession in TV history that’ll never have an equal I know we’ve seen it countless times but I’m taking a moment to be in awe that these beautiful GIFs exist, against unbelievable odds & despite censorship. astonishing :’)
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watching the Dean Winchester show while Dean Winchester website is down gotta be some sort of wartime torture method
rewatching supernatural while ao3 is down was a HUGE mistake… im in the middle of season 4 and im fighting for my life
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happy november 5th to all who suffer
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happy destiel day to all those who celebrate 💙💚
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happy november 5th to destiel’s 6th year anniversary
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As a florida native it is our civic duty to treat anybody who moves here as rudely as humanly possible
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god we had to sacrifice so many gay icons for this blue wave
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while we’re all here fuck barstool too
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Christmastime always felt like such a fake concept to me as a south floridian idk how to properly explain it, but like cus so many people got to experience proper winter but me and the other floridians had fake snow bubbles and were waiting in line to go play on the Big Ice Hill
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moodboard
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Just wanna say, I rest my fucking case, Non-Floridians fuck it up for the rest of us. folks up north, folks moving here, and white ppl yall too. 🫩
Yall really gotta fuck off bro, yall do this everytime and shit on FL everytime, actual Florida natives want better and have been voting for better but we are outnumbered by the amount of racists, ppl from UP NORTH, and old folks and so many other factors make it hard for us
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being a native floridian is a humiliation ritual
not even 2 min into the moody victory speech and she acknowledges her biggest supporters moved to florida within the past 5 years
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blue wave but no blorida
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like *i* can critique her but don’t EVER let me catch her name in a non floridians mouth
lowkey will block you if you shit on florida and you’re not floridian
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dave portnoy get the FUCK out of islamorada you are POISONING this county
drove 6 1/2 hours to go vote in my stupid red county
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carry on my gaylord son
BREAKING: Kansas has elected its first Democratic senator since 1932
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i cant think about the state of florida for more than like 5 seconds without getting angry and sad
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Anyways man I’m proud of south Florida.
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