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Slappy
@Slapmemam
饾槢饾槱饾槳饾槾 饾槫饾槹饾樁饾槶饾槬'饾樂饾槮 饾槾饾樀饾槩饾樅饾槮饾槬 饾槳饾槸 饾樀饾槱饾槮 饾槸饾槹饾樀饾槮饾槾 饾槩饾槺饾槺
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Joined December 2020
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Slappy
@Slapmemam
24 Jul 2025
You can鈥檛 make everyone happy, you鈥檙e not a lasagna.
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Slappy
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Certain people could find a problem in a field of solutions
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Ignatius J. Wryly
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Sometimes a tweet is just a tweet.
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Slappy
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capitalism keeps putting the customer first. directly in front of the bus
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the "let's all share one fun fact" crowd will answer for this
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the dog asked me to pixelate myself
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my nervous system is getting on my nerves
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i think candles love attention
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Slappy
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you can tell who's never had a door slammed in their face emotionally
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Anyone can break the ice. Let's see somebody fix it.
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Slappy
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There should be a setting between mute and blocking called "grow up a little."
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Slappy
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i respect the past but i'm not reading all that
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don't trust people who arrive exactly when they said they would. what happened to the journey
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Slappy
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every "you know what i mean" is an act of faith
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Slappy
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every lie gets uglier when you meet the truth in person
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Slappy
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the deep sea and outer space are competing for who gets to be none of my business
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Slappy
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everybody named Dawn technically has an intro sequence
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Slappy
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not to brag but i've already made several future mistakes today
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ravbi
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can we talk both pervertedly and also casually
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sojujinbutsu
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I just need 2.5 million dollars, surely 3.5 million dollars is enough to live on for the rest of my life, pls bro, just 5 million dollars
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@artfuIchaos
Oct 20
the only thing i would do behind your back is look at that ass
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