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@49ers @SFGiants @warriors @Sanjosesharks. Here for sports, music, and bull shittin,Big horror movie fan, anything and everything Jason voorhees/friday the 13th

Bay Area, CA
Joined February 2020
Heel turn coming…he got the taste of blood
.@CodyRhodes is the LAST MAN STANDING! 😤
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I be getting hella compliments on my “ Assholes Live forever hoodie” 😂💯
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Na, dont give em shit
🚨🚨The #Vikings are expected to call about #49ers QB Mac Jones
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Just picked up this new strain “BLOODLINE” 🌳 🔥 😙 💨 OoooooUuuUUu-Weeeeeeee‼️
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Yea this hella crazy 👀
The attorney who represented Keefe D for free in 2Pac’s m*rder trial, Michael Sanft, has reportedly been found dead! 🕊️
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The warrant for Brandon Aiyuk’s arrest from an alleged December speeding incident near Levi’s Stadium remains active, per @MaioccoNBCS
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Me refreshing the TL
Brandon Aiyuk’s agent Drew Rosenhaus repeated that his client will report back to the 49ers on Friday afternoon. “We will be there tomorrow at 3pm to meet with the team at the facility,” Rosenhaus texted. “We will put our best foot forward and go from there.”
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The distraction of this BA shit alone man…better get the dubb this weekend.
🤖 Made with AI
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TL gonna be bat shit crazy when BA report tomorrow 😂🤣
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The explosiveness off the line is there for both DeForest Buckner and Nick Bosa 💨 🎥: @EnriqueZarateJR
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Fuck the cowboys..but emmit better…shady a dumb mfr
shady mccoy tells Max Kellerman prime for prime he’s a better running back then emmit smith
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Air Jordan 11 Green Screen GS Multi / Color release November 14, 2026 for $200. Set a free drop alert → kicksonfire.com/drop/air-jor…
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Hate watch successful 🖕😂🖕
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The media using fear mongering tactics so yall go out and buy hella shit just so they can say people are buying groceries now and economy up
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