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Vance showing this QRT to Trump in a huffy mood and Trump just nods and goes โhe did a good job. I never noticed someone had to do that.โ
"Hello, fitness app! I would like to lose weight!"
"You may eat 2700 calories per day."
"... No...?"
I'm actually so mad because this stupid app isn't letting me DM the depressed people around me anymore, my porn account stops suicides and suddenly Elon decides that shit's a no-go
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Replying to @DumbLumiThing
You think Sinkpissers have it bad?
Try being caught as a sinkshitter
Fact: Bohemian Rhapsody is an incredible song.
Fact: Bohemian Rhapsody isn't even Queen's best song.
Fact: Bohemian Rhapsody arguably isn't even the best song on A Night at the Opera, and it definitely doesn't beat Somebody to Love.
Fact: It's still a masterpiece.
It was the first reply
Before I check the replies, I want it known that I'm expecting one particular comment and it would be funny if someone else says it for me.
The absolute worst thing ADHD does to me is that when I write or draw as a hobby, it's scatter shot. Like, I'm having a Silver 1 day right now, but I've been in a play lobby before. Unfortunately, I'm a wee bit tired so now I severely underperform.
If I was remaking the highest rated game of all time I would also be nervous
Eiji Aonuma says he is nervous about the release of The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time remake!
"I'm all nervous about releasing the remake of 'Ocarina' because I don't know how it's going to turn out, I can't stop thinking about it"
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Patrick Stewart couldn't bear to live in a UK without BBW facesitting, and I get it.
Music tip: When youโre making virtuosic game music and you need to make a solo over an instrumental thatโs gradually rising in volume around it, rhythmic displacement (literally not playing on beat but kinda still playing on beat) will make your melody stand out more.
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"Kids shouldn't be into politics!"
Yeah well, politicians shouldn't be into kids, but, here we are.





























