accidentally caught myself humming to this

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my dad and his gf are fucking in the other room and i’m trying to goon but their joint goonage goonmogged my goon so now im participating in locktober

Did tom holland show hole?

Not trying to b funny but this why my bd don’t let my son sit around me while im doing my makeup or just doing girly things he don’t play. & I understand now. Call it what you want. 🤷‍♀️

Justin Bieber just flashed me his abs in the middle of a restaurant! Wow! He actually had a lil 6 pack! Sexy,lol!#Beliebersplzdontkillme

Nothing I’ve said is controversial

I would take a horse cock strap in my ass and have my butthole get prolapsed and hang out of my body like a red pocket pussy if it meant I could have a bag of Takis right now

So if bitches like a dick that's attached to another male demographic that makes them a coon, you niggas think just like the incels, you guys ridicule so much You guys are basically their antithesis and both groups need each other You niggas are lame af!

me realising i could easily rot bread with my farts and eat it to avoid school