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Get 1% cashback on EVERY transaction for the next 2 weeks.
That means for every $200 transaction, you earn $2 back, instantly.
Let’s be honest:
Between long wait times, fake rates, platform restrictions, and hidden charges, converting crypto to Naira in Nigeria has become unnecessarily stressful.
It shouldn’t feel like a battle to access your own money.
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One day you will meet someone who wants what you want as badly as you want it, or even more.
Please stick with the person.
You will understand as you go.
Your problem is not your product. Your problem is not your marketing.
Your problem is that your store was built for some of your customers not all of them. And the ones it was not built for are leaving in silence.
You spent real money on the store.
Good theme.
Product photos you stayed up editing.
Copy you rewrote four times.
You have been consistent on Instagram you run ads.
You test creatives you respond to every DM.
You are not lazy.
You are not clueless.
You are working.
But here is what nobody told you on the day you set up your checkout
The default payment options on most Nigerian ecommerce storeswere built for one customer type.
The local buyer with a Nigerian bank account.
The moment your customer is sitting in London or received their freelance payment in USDT this week or is Nigerian diaspora who has been waiting for a Nigerian brand to accept their digital dollars your checkout has no lane for them.
And they do not write to tell you. They do not complain.
They simply close the tab and move on. Quietly.
Like they were never there.A real Shopify merchant wrote this publicly in a support forum
When my store location was Nigeria I had Paystack. As soon as I switched to US the option vanished.
This has caused me a lot of inconvenience and loss of potential clients because my Nigerian payments are not going through.
That merchant lost customers on both sides.
Local and international.
At the same time.Because the infrastructure was not built to serve his full audience.
This is your real problem.
Not your product.
Not your effort.
Your checkout was built for part of your audience.
The rest have been falling through a gap you did not know existed.
Until right now.
