Chris Finke retweeted
if i could read minds, i would use it to say your jokes faster and louder than u
Chris Finke retweeted
Would get my knee replaced again to be on that field tonight @NDFootball
Chris Finke retweeted
Jesus had King Herod rattled from day one. Rent free. A baby rattling a grown man he'd never met. Embarrassing.
Chris Finke retweeted
Why do people say clean as a whistle? Whistles have to be disgusting you literally have to blow spit in them to make them work
Chris Finke retweeted
We used to hunt big game with spears now I have a splinter from the walnut I just crushed to put in my smoothie bowl. And it hurts
Chris Finke retweeted
My dream woman can run the full route tree, Iβm sorry I wonβt compromise on love





















