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Joined October 2025
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Why don’t Rabbis run in races??? They always Cum in a little Behind
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What was George Floyd’s favorite color??? Kneeonblack
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This is my last year making money legally because I’m going into politics
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Fence posts are just the tip of the ice berg here. Solving the plastic garbage problem and making superior construction materials. all right here in SD and yes he can ship this anywhere in the world. Build it one and done with Zahntech.com 6052025192
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Iran is playing chess Israel is playing Russian roulette Trump isn't playing with a full deck and we are all just along for the ride. Good luck Long Live The Republic
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TO THE FEW WHO ATTACKED ME FOR SAYING “FUCK ISRAEL” — GO READ THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE AND THE BILL OF RIGHTS. This country was founded on the rejection of tyranny, blind allegiance, and unquestionable authority. The First Amendment doesn't exist to protect speech that makes you comfortable. IT EXISTS TO PROTECT SPEECH THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. You don't get to wrap yourself in the American flag, preach about freedom, and then demand that Americans shut their mouths when they criticize a TINY foreign government. THAT'S NOT PATRIOTISM. THAT'S HYPOCRISY. THAT'S TREASON. And if your loyalty to a foreign government outweighs your commitment to the constitutional rights of your fellow Americans, YOU HAVE BETRAYED THE VERY PRINCIPLES THIS NATION WAS FOUNDED UPON.
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Idiocracy isn't funny anymore now that I have to watch it everyday.
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I’m dead!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Play this garbage on repeat and you’ll confess to just about anything for it to stop playing
Friend who works at the CIA tells me they’re replacing waterboarding with playing Kash Patel’s fiancé on a loop.
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Slopturd retweeted
The pilot in the CNN OutFront clip is Aaron Murphy, a commercial pilot and flight instructor. He is sitting in a flight simulator recreating the Flydubai FZ1073 incident so viewers can see what the cockpit and the aircraft itself would have looked like during the sudden dive.⁠@CNN Murphy’s point at the end of the segment is that the dive was not just violent to sit through — it was close to structurally unsurvivable. In the simulator, the horizon drops away, the jet pitches steeply nose-down, and overspeed warnings start screaming as the aircraft accelerates through the plunge. His conclusion is blunt: a descent that steep and that fast would have torn the airplane apart. #Flydubai #FZ1073 #CaptainSmitMachchhar #IndianPilot
Thread🧵 1/ Yesterday’s Flydubai flight FZ1073, a 737 MAX from Dubai to Tel Aviv, was in cruise near 34,000 feet when it went into a steep nose-down dive. Tracking data show a drop on the order of 14,000 feet in about 30 seconds, with groundspeed rising toward 600 knots before the airplane recovered and diverted to Tabuk. That was not a normal descent. It was a plunge.
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Secret to the Iran war? Take a listen to Lindsey williams in 1991 author of the energy non-crisis (a book @QuiteFranklyTV mentioned) ↗️↗️Iran was going to break the petrodollar and show oil is unlimited. americanfreepress.net/html/g… lindseywilliams.net/the-ener…
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This one is brilliant. ❤️🙌
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You can’t fuck Minors unless your Epstein or the Republican Party
🔥🚨BREAKING: Prominent streamer Clavicular has just been charged with rape, drugging, and providing alcohol to a minor and is now set to be arranged on October 14.
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Kash’s love of his life
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Fuel in Iran is .25 a gallon in their Economy. It’s $7 a gallon in the American Economy. Do they have a better President?
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THERE'S AN IPHONE SETTING THAT FEDERAL AGENTS CHECK BEFORE EXECUTING A WARRANT FOR YOUR ICLOUD DATA. IF IT'S TURNED ON, THERE'S NOTHING THEY CAN DO. MOST PEOPLE HAVE NEVER HEARD OF IT. HERE'S WHAT IT IS AND HOW TO TURN IT ON:
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How prophetic is this!
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13 Bible verses describe the Antichrist. Trump fits all 13.
Have you ever heard of a Radium heater? If not, let me help you connect some dots.
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Trump and his merry band of retards are going to hand the country to the libtards because they don't know how to do their fucking jobs.
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