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sloan cameron & seth deltarune superfan. clearly i have a type.

Joined February 2013
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this song is what plays in my head while i'm being told the most important information of my life
Me at 4am cooking up some of my best art knowing damn well i should be sleeping
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My favorite detail is how they're both trying to be quiet during the heated argument at the gas station but woody is so dumbfounded at buzz he can't help but yell "WHAT?" so loudly it echoes through the entire lot
dude had bills to pay and agreed to destroy his voice😭
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deadlock characters when they get to 800 souls:
[just got paid] I’m interested in purchasing some sort of item
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jesus christ himself gifting a supernatural lil pink dumbo to a guy paralyzed from the waist down, and the FIRST thing it says to him is "come on dude lock in and move your fucking legs" in a language he doesn't even understand is both peak comedy and entirely on brand for jjba.
TUSK YOURE SO PRECIOUS IM GONNA CRY
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i don't "watch porn" per se. occasionally i'll bear witness
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"but why would anyone enjoy playing a low tier?"
Deadlock players have not yet learned that sometimes it’s good for the game that a character is a low tier. Doorman and Silver’s designs are unique and cool, but become extremely unhealthy as soon as they’re actually strong. They can be fun and mid, thats an ok sacrifice.
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“Explain Nick Fuentes” was good but then they hit it again and I choked on my cereal
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"Sources tell me"
Sources in DC tell me Paxton is cooked Talarico is taking Texas.
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Ivy Deadlock
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i need mei in a way that displeases the uk govt
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(actively developing an erection) wait my antenna is picking up a signal. the mothership is calling me
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people genuinely think this character is fair and healthy for the game
Grey Talon can rotate from Green Guardian to Yellow Guardian with no upgrades Via/Hazelg07
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how is this a prominent enough issue that it warrants a tweet.
people who draw Goku without foreskin confuse me like do yall think Saiyans do circumcision. Do you think Grandpa Gohan circumcised Goku.
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sandy was doing shit like this to patrick during band geeks.
Nigga stuck in a tennis racket
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Naw nigga you see the angle Big Foe at don’t jump in dat water if you can’t swim!
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The elite gooner doesn't need porn much like a chess grandmaster doesn't need a board. He merely sits, confidently proclaims "ejaculation in 28 tugs", and executes
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played against the most bullshit Maggie ever and i post in the McGinnis channel on the deadlock disc about it… AND THE GUY POSTED A CLIP OF THE GAME AT THE SAME TIME #deadlock
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pancakes for the boys
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Well shit
Name a great player who'll always be remembered for one mistake. A whole career of doing everything right, and everybody still brings up that one play. Any sport, any era.
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Deadlock Animated - Serpent Temptress 🐍
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