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Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
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Women, the reason you can have a credit card in your own name and don’t need a man’s signature to open a bank account is because of Gloria Steinem. RIP to this queen.
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“I Want Your Sex,” Gregg Araki’s first feature in over a decade, stars Olivia Wilde as a sexually provocative artist who begins a B.D.S.M. relationship with her assistant, played by Cooper Hoffman. During their relationship, Wilde’s character mocks her sub for his naïveté and inexperience—qualities that she imputes to his entire generation, which seems to be less knowledgeable about, or interested in, sex than ever. Araki wrote the script with the former Vogue sex-and-relationships columnist Karley Sciortino, and one of the film’s sharpest scenes allows Hoffman’s character to defend his age group against charges of prudishness. “The verbal and visual building blocks of Araki’s comedy—quick-witted one-liners, exuberant sex scenes, sartorial gags, garish décor—express a dazzling, totalizing sense of optimism,” Justin Chang writes. Read his full review: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/dm…
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Olivia Wilde and Cooper Hoffman in the first poster for #IWantYourSex. Check back tomorrow for the trailer.
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“I Want Your Sex,” Gregg Araki’s first feature in over a decade, expresses “a dazzling, totalizing sense of optimism,” Justin Chang writes. Read his full review: newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…
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"We’re all members of Emotional Trashbags Anonymous." vogue.cm/l6rBMTe
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after you watch the last scene of #nowapocalypse 👽 👀
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Posting hot young pics of my mom for my horny reply guys while avoiding her phone calls on Mother’s Day
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Sexual wellness for Trans Men @VICELAND @PerfectFitBrand @Slutever thank you❤️❤️❤️
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today's to do list: 1. 💨 💨 💨 2. binge #nowapocalypse on the @STARZ App: starz.tv/NowApocalypseTW
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couldn't agree with sev more 😻 #nowapocalypse
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hard to put a price on... pee 😬 #nowapocalypse
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guaranteed hotness coming your way. 🔥 #nowapocalypse airs at 9PM on @STARZ and if you want more, binge all eps on the STARZ app. starz.tv/NowApocalypseTW
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The TV series “Now Apocalypse," about a group of twentysomethings living in L.A., is ridiculous, charming, and rapturous—a supernatural sex-farce, groping toward Pop-art sublimity. nyer.cm/gev0FNb
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the more u know #blackhole #nowapocalypse
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love this relationship ❤️👽 #nowapocalypse
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.@Slutever is basically the millennial Carrie Bradshaw and #BusyTonight loves her so much for it. 👠💕
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California problems.
me once the temp goes above 70 degrees 😎 #nowapocalypse
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No fake orgasms allowed. Catch up on the latest season of @SLUTEVER, On Demand or online: bit.ly/2RIZsym.
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welcome circle jerk virgins 👏 #nowapocalypse
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