Sam, Clover and Alex-- The fashionable secret agents of WOOHP! ((Lewd/Non, Minors DNI!))
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It's SO unfair. That Alex was left out of this "practice" because her grades are... Kind of abysmal--
But she can probably take a little break from studying. For a friend.
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It might LOOK like Sam and Clover have been scissoring all morning--
But this is actually a totally advanced spy technique! Bolstering teamwork, rhythm, synchronization and...
Stamina?
Clover is SO the type of girl to have an OnlyFans. Can you really blame her, when she's got the best boobs in Cali?
As for whether she actually has one...
That's classified spy info.
Must be a spy thing!
The girls do all of their workouts in the nude! Despite owning some of the absolute CUTEST gym outfits...
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WOOHP has been suffering budget cuts lately...
Gadgets are cheap, transportation is basic, and worst of all, their suits rip like tissue paper!
It's not noticeable though, right?
The things they sacrifice for infiltration missions.
Punk is SO out of style, and literally no one needs all these pointy collars and belts! And these skirts don't hide a thing!
The highlights are cute though-
So... The spies MAY have gotten caught infiltrating a villain's evil lair.
All because Clover's big boobs SUPPOSEDLY tripped the security lasers.
But they're totally a team! No single spy takes all the blame, no matter how busty...
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Please note: If you're playing with a crime fighting robot, and her eyes start glitching, that's completely normal!
It's just a... Critical system overload. But it's not as serious as it sounds!
There's nothing better than peeling off your tight spy suit, and trading it for some nice, comfy pajamas!
Or... Going naked, like Alex.
The proper way to spend an evening.
Clover's slumping on the couch. Topless.
This is the THIRD designer bra that just couldn't handle her huge boobs!
This totally has to be like, supervillain conspiracy or something.
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"I said I wanted to be a princess...
What kind of princess dresses like this? You people are unbelievable."
Apparently Courtney wasn't "enticing" enough for her knight in shining armor.
Just a little tip for all the villains out there:
The spies have SKINTIGHT suits. No pockets, nowhere to hide any gadgets.
So you don't like, HAVE to strip search them. You'll just get your ass kicked harder later on...
Pro spy tip!
Need to restrain an enemy, but don't have any handcuffs? Just sit on 'em until backup arrives!
Back. Chest. Face, if they're really noisy-
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"Come on, I'll be super quick! Promise!"
You'd think a super spy would have some workaround for this. But surely, you won't turn Alex away, right?
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"Play with my boobs all you want, but it won't help you learn a new language..."
Contrary to popular belief, Lily's chest is NOT a standard part of the Duolingo lesson plan-
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In terms of attitude? Alex is the equivalent of an excitable puppy.
But in appearance alone, she makes a pretty convincing goth, doesn't she? She doesn't hate the outfit!
The girls have laser lipsticks, buzzsaw stilettos, hologram projector compact mirrors-- Lots of killer spy stuff!
But sometimes, you just need to flash your boobs, then punch the bad guy in the face while they're distracted.
"I feel like our suits are a little more advanced than yours.
But I guess I'm in the minority! Clover and Alex do say that it's pretty comfortable..."
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"They're always going commando! With how many wardrobe malfunctions we have? I don't get it..."
Sam sighs wearily.
"I mean. I've done it too, but it's unprofessional!"
โHonesty? Yeah, I thought so for the longest time. You see, my own suit is so skintight, that there's no room for many layers of clothes, haha. Though, I bet that hasn't stopped Clover or Alex from going commando on a few missions, hmmใ?โ
She shot Sam a smirk.
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