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Former social scientist in recovery mode. Politically homeless. Passionate cinephile. Taking notes while celebrities ruin your children 👇🏻

United Kingdom
Joined December 2018
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Too many "artists", too little art.
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The habit of hyping average-looking celebrities as beautiful reminds me of low-tech people fapping over slides made with Claude. It looks okay at first but is totally bland and dull slop up close.
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I wish this quote was used more often to expose shady grifters.
No economist has ever explained the trap of being poor better than Terry Pratchett's boots theory. A wealthy man buys a $200 pair of boots that lasts ten years. A poor man can only afford $40 boots that leak after six months, so he spends $800 over the same ten years and still has wet feet. Poverty isn't just a lack of money. It's a continuous subscription fee for not having capital up front.
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People cheat and always have. But hardly any of them simultaneously betray their own country and send the stock market into a shock.
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Whichever female is the "meat" in the latest Bond production is very likely to earn more than broke drab sods offending women or X for not looking like her.
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Oh c'mon, he is ugly AF.
Not excusing infidelity, but she looks like his mom. She isn't even trying to look somewhat sexy. With all her money. And then everyone is surprised. He is still pretty charming in his age. Women need to keep themselves sexy for their men, otherwise this happens! Just my opinion. And don't judge me but I'm Slavic. We're extremely feminine and sexy, and no matter what age, we do our best!
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It's harder with AI = zero ROI
Hot take: Marketing (even with the use of AI) is still very hard
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Ehh, biology. Right?
People mocking Jensen Huang’s wife for her looks are missing the point. Lori met Jensen when he was a broke engineering student, married him before NVIDIA even existed, and stood by him for 40 years as he built his empire. She was faithful and loyal. Even if the mistress was more attractive, Jensen was a scumbag for betraying his wife and kids.
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And yet when she is older than him, there's instant outrage, mainly from men. Hypocrisy much?!
Yep, you can have a bond at any age be banging women in their 20's. The only people who care about age gaps are the bitter women who don't want the men dating their competition. But that's not the audience of bond, so they don't matter.
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Bullshit. They're out LARPing harder on Instagram than the A-List and hustling at low-key events and shows to keep up appearances.
You know all those artists that we call “One hit Wonders”? Well wonder no more. Those were the ones that wouldn’t sell their souls. It all makes sense now doesn’t it.
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Guess what happens in the country where a small minority sustains the vast majority?! This is bloody disgusting.
75% of constituencies in England and Wales spend more on welfare than their workers pay in income tax and National Insurance. London and the South East are the only regions that are net contributors; the North East is the most welfare-dependent region in England. Explore the ASI's new Welfare Sustainability Tracker at buff.ly/ltyWwQH
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Word of the day: "Boomerslop"
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Another dumb, woke Netflix series made for low-IQ NPCs detached from reality.
BLACK DOVES RETURNS TOMORROW 🥂
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Fandom and mental illness go hand in hand
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Facts 👇🏻
Simps who enable retarded women are worse than retarded women.
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Apparently, System1 researched a representative sample of hundreds of British consumers, and they love the John Lewis advert. A clear clue as to the state of the ad industry.
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Woke produces shit adverts and this is a prime example.
Here was the consumer testing on the new John Lewis ad.
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This dude has already said so many dumb things that you'd really have to be naive to listen to him and try to make sense of his inane ramblings.
Scott Galloway just called for Elon Musk to be executed for being a “traitor to the west”. The audience CHEERS and applauds him for it. They shot Trump, murdered Charlie and now are calling for the execution of Elon Musk, one of our greatest minds. These people are depraved.
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No one asked for this dumb shit
One Ring To Rule Them All. The Lord of The Rings: The Rings of Power. New Season.

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