@SmalltimeJones

fish eggs ‘n bubble wine 𓅃

 Lincoln, NE
Joined May 2018
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management just sent out an email banning all board games during breaks and i'm like what is this, yahtzee germany?
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Rapid Response 47
@RapidResponse47Oct 26
.@SecScottBessent, leaving the Cheesecake Factory after lunch, responds to Barack Hussein Obama’s insult: “This is the man who built the museum and it looks like Darth Vader’s tomb... I would tell the Martha’s Vineyard set to give it a try.” 🔥
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Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 retweeted
not wint@drilhistorian13h
Danielle Alvarez
@daniellealvarezOct 26
Obama and Democrats are a bunch of out-of-touch elitists for mocking the Cheesecake Factory. Mocking the Cheesecake Factory is a strange way to connect with everyday Americans. Obama has clearly spent too much time enjoying the luxuries of Martha’s Vineyard to relate.
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scanner accounts usually suck but council bluffs scanner is 100 percent uncut council bluffs and i really love that for me
Council Bluffs Scanner@CBScannerOct 26
Intoxicated Subject Has a motorized scooter, unknown he left Area/Location: Bayliss Park Responding: Council Bluffs Police Male in the fountain - White male, backpack Taser Deployment Area/Location: Bayliss Park Responding: Council Bluffs Police, Council Bluffs Fire & Rescue
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truly a cruel irony that there's no synonym for cinnamon
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never change, northwest lincoln
Lincoln Journal Star@JournalStarNews22h
A Lincoln man lost a front tooth after a woman allegedly threw a box containing dog ashes at his face during an argument, police say. journalstar.com/news/local/c…

A box of dog ashes. A tooth knocked out. Lincoln police make an arrest.

A Lincoln man lost a front tooth after a woman allegedly threw a box containing dog ashes at his face during an argument, police say.

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update: mother in law just sent me this picture of a llama so i guess they made it ashore? there was no text, just context free llama. they may have eaten the llama, i don't know
Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸@SmalltimeJonesOct 26
my in laws are on a cruise from seattle up the bc coast and my father in law called me at midnight all excited to tell me he played bingo and won a robe. like, hell yeah papa steve, but we can't all be playing boat bingo, some of us have to work tomorrow
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victorian era or not, i see oakland i'm still gonna go aaaaaayyyyyy
WikiVictorian
@wikivictorianOct 19
Girl’s bedroom, Oakland. Photographed in 1898.
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my in laws are on a cruise from seattle up the bc coast and my father in law called me at midnight all excited to tell me he played bingo and won a robe. like, hell yeah papa steve, but we can't all be playing boat bingo, some of us have to work tomorrow
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hey look, a stern warning of things to come
The Associated Press
@APOct 26
Flávio Bolsonaro calls for Brazil's election results to be "annulled" after a loss to Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva. apnews.com/article/brazil-el…

Bolsonaro calls for Brazil election results to be 'annulled' after loss to Lula

Flavio Bolsonaro is refusing to concede defeat to incumbent President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, who bested him by nearly 4.4 million votes, following a chaotic delay in poll closing times ordered by...

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wallace and scromit
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ClownCafé: Markey🐗⚔️@whey_mysterioOct 25
The toys when Andy comes back in the room:
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turns out dilophosaurus slime isn't deadly, it just turns you into a fuckin dipshit
איתמר בן גביר
@itamarbengvirOct 25
המחבלים בכלא לביא ישבו ואגרו מהמעט מזון שיש להם. כף ריבה ועוד כף ריבה, פרוסת לחם ועוד פרוסת לחם, כך במשך כמה ימים, הכל כדי להכין עוגה מאולתרת ולחגוג ביום שלישי, במידה ולא אבחר. אלא שנציב שב״ס המצוין ואנשיו איתרו את העוגה, והאסירים הועמדו לדין משמעתי, והועברו לצינוק. הם כבר תכננו את החגיגות, אבל אצלנו נגמרה החגיגה. ביום שלישי אסור לתת להם לחגוג, מצביעים ב׳ בקלפי!
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her: u better not be a spooky deep sea school chair when i get there me:
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Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 retweeted
crittur@miwwmiuOct 22
When she paying for ur burger
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nothing israel hates more than a fair fight
CBS News
@CBSNewsOct 23
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Friday that he had ordered a major military operation in the occupied West Bank, telling troops to cordon off a large city in the territory and prepare to close off the entirety of the West Bank after a shooting attack by two Palestinian men that left two soldiers dead. The Israeli military said its forces killed both gunmen following the shooting near a junction outside Hebron. Netanyahu's orders could also force Palestinian residents from their homes in the attackers' neighborhood as Israeli troops prepare to conduct house-to-house searches and demolish buildings in the area. Read more: cbsn.ws/3WrSnZ3
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Kevin Nance@NancemarxistOct 22
Talked to @CurtisSliwa today at the bodega he said, “I used to debate who was better Trotsky or Stalin, I’m a Trotsky guy”
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bitch is fierce
Nikon Small World@NikonSmallWorldOct 23
🥈Second place in this year's #NikonSmallWorld photo competition goes to John-Oliver Dum for his image of a jumping spider (Salticus scenicus) with pollen. Cute but spooky, and just in time for Halloween next weekend! 🕷️🎃 bit.ly/4hYjUtw
Close-up image of a jumping spider covered in pollen, showing its large eyes and detailed hair-like structures.

ALT Close-up image of a jumping spider covered in pollen, showing its large eyes and detailed hair-like structures.

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the sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 22
AI K-Pop group 'BABYQUEEN' is facing backlash after its creators "impregnated" one of its members They did it to write her out of the group and manage fewer AI personalities
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wile e coyote setting a trap for senior citizens
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lol that was quick
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