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#TeamUglyAF and I met your momma off of https://nitter.gq/t.co/G6RQ7tomjw. That trick owes me $3.79 from our date. I enjoy watching Chinese midget porn. #FlyEaglesFly

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Joined August 2009
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Bro you just catching on?!?!? That show so fire and it only get better 😮‍💨
I was late to Mayor of Kingstown this some cold blooded shit man
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But with that said JD did his thing
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🦅: this isn’t who I wanted traded JD: I’m gone miss you dawg 🫡
We have agreed to trade DT Jordan Davis to the Jacksonville Jaguars in exchange for a 2027 1st-round pick and a 2029 2nd-round pick.
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So yall still playing and it’s going to be televised? 🙄🤦🏾‍♂️
Our Week 11 game against the Steelers has been moved to 1 PM on CBS.
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I’ll be more impressed if we was beating winning teams. But overall glad we’re winning.
The Spurs 3-guard lineup of De’Aaron Fox, Stephon Castle, and Dylan Harper is producing absurd numbers 🔥 - San Antonio is +56 in 90 mins together (8-2 record, #1 Net Rating) - Dylan Harper leads ALL NBA guards in restricted area FG% (77.6%) - Victor Wembanyama is shooting 67.3% inside the arc with all three on the floor (Via @MichaelVPina)
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Bro this is what making me upset!!! We playing like we’re the jets but with a solid ass roster regardless injuries
Eagles are a better team than what they’re putting on the field They’re dealing with TRULY incompetent coaches and coordinators The players do need to be better but this isn’t a “7 losses in a row” quality roster IMO A real coach would’ve won against the Giants
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Geezus fucking krise!!!
JUST IN: Jensen Huang reportedly has no prenup, meaning a divorce could cost him $81 billion, the most expensive divorce ever.
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We’re really gonna get to choose between these two monsters, used to pray for times like this 🙏
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I love this clip. She’s so fucking mad lol
Actions speak louder than words, Mrs. Erika Kirk. That face doesn’t lie. We see you. You were exposed and expressed hatred.
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The Eagles aren’t catching the Chargers for #1 overall pick but #2 is good too
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Simmons you are an eagle
Eagles currently sit at pick #4. If the Titans beat Jags after their bye, Eagles move up to 3rd overall. #Eagles
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At this rate just list the normal 4 as out for season…
Devin Vassell has been added to the #Spurs’ injury report for tomorrow with left adductor tightness. He’s QUESTIONABLE to face the Suns. Everything else, including the two-way designations, remains the same. #PorVida
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🚨 BREAKING: Russell Brand sentenced to 10 years in prison. tmz.me/4BSaRlM
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White people weird obsession with Shedeur Sanders and Angel Reese needs to be studied 😂
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Kai Cenat says he plans to move forward with his lawsuit against Reggie after a McDonald’s employee asked him if he had raped RaKai.
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Ok JAX foreal this year
BREAKING: The #Jaguars are finalizing a trade with the #Falcons to acquire All-Pro safety Jessie Bates, per sources. Jacksonville will send a 2nd and 5th round pick to Atlanta.
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Of this type of snitching is going to be another level I can smell it
Trump will bring everyone down with him. That’s what narcissists do.
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Watching America collectively say "fuck you" to Trump is wayyy better than a $5000 check we were never going to get anyway.
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It’s over, y’all. “Belt to ass” has had its time. It’s been gentrified now. By people who have fortunately never felt a belt; nor have any ass.
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Asking for permission before sharing someone’s number is basic courtesy.
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