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Philadelphia, PA
Joined September 2013
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when you remember there’s still 10 more eagles games this season
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Me running from Pennywise but then I remember Bill Skarsgård is under all that nitter.gq/on1ylubna/status/21140…
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BOOMHAUER retweeted
eu quando vi o episódio piloto de entrevista com o vampiro (2022)
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I laid down with a MAN. I laid down with the DEVIL. And he has ROOTS in me. ALL HIS SPINDLY ROOTS IN ME
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We only sucking dick for niggas that pay bills.
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YES FUCK IT I DONT CARE IF AHS 13 IS BAD I ENJOY THE FUCKING SHOW
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POV: her legs are shaking during sex and you think she's having an orgasm epilepsy:
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BOOMHAUER retweeted
se relacionar com alguem q tb nao quer algo serio mas te trata como namorada é uma experiencia deliciosa
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BOOMHAUER retweeted
Seeing a woman go crazy about a nigga you KNOW has a lil dick is funny as fuck💀😂😂
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"week two done"
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We were so care free. Now everyone a puritan.
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GO MEG 🗣️GO MEG🗣️GO MEG🗣️
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a sensação libertadora de encontrar amigas mais safadas que você e poder falar qualquer putaria
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BOOMHAUER retweeted
SHE PUT HER LATTO TO THE MIC AND JUST SPRAYED-
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god forbid Lara Croft has hobbies
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BOOMHAUER retweeted
yeah
when a girl has a fagcent it’s like wow ur the originator
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BOOMHAUER retweeted
broke no contact and got a reply in 30 seconds
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BOOMHAUER retweeted
never give ur pussy to a nigga who ain’t used to getting pussy cuz that pussy gon be everybody’s business
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BOOMHAUER retweeted
All I got from this is that she definitely does anal.
Cardi B says she STARVES herself for the first three months of every relationship because she REFUSES to use the washroom or fart around her man 😂👀 “If you gotta take a sh*t, you drive down to Dunkin’ Donuts and take a sh*t there. Ain’t no sh*tting, ain’t no farting. That’s why you eat salmon and bread.”
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BOOMHAUER retweeted
Jiggly Bow Bow???
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