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No Risk, No Story 25 and addicted to leverage

Boston, MA
Joined December 2025
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Peeing with morning wood is like trying to water plants with your thumb over the end of the hose
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Xander retweeted
Saw this $PLTR billboard Bullish as fuck. Alex Karp is a weapon
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Brutal Friday for the top stocks Grandpa I am tired of this can we get a Green Day.
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Took a page out of Jensen’s book and hired some new interns from the CCP
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$NBIS ahhh can’t win them all. High risk high reward playing post earnings
$NBIS went long after hours and hoping to see a relief pop tomorrow morning. 16% is a lot for strong earnings YoY
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$NBIS said fuck a relief pop we are going lower. When this finds a bottom ideally under 100 it will be a great buy.
$NBIS went long after hours and hoping to see a relief pop tomorrow morning. 16% is a lot for strong earnings YoY
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$BTC and all the other shit coins are selling off…. Here comes the second half of the crypto winter
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$NBIS went long after hours and hoping to see a relief pop tomorrow morning. 16% is a lot for strong earnings YoY
$NBIS the earnings haircut was brutal today and still bleeding into the night🩸
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$NBIS the earnings haircut was brutal today and still bleeding into the night🩸
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BREAKING: Jensen is joining the Anthropic team
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Saw this $PLTR billboard Bullish as fuck. Alex Karp is a weapon
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Buckle up.
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$NBIS god I love trading perps. Went long at 9pm ish last night. Will likely take profit at any sign of a retrace. But I could not have taken this trade using options. Perps > Options
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If the girl you’re dating was in sorority before you met her, you just know she has enough bodies to field a football team. Its fine to be a player on team but I would steer clear from trying to be an owner of that team
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Happy Veterans day. Remember those who gave the ultimate sacrifice so the rest of us could live in freedom.
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Xander retweeted
$OUST is this the breakout.... send this thing to 60!
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The Janitor after the IPO
JUST IN: Anthropic IPO will make every single employee a millionaire
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Dad cooked steaks tonight
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New intern on the team. Black hair is the new requirement going forward
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Oh Jensen I don’t blame you I would have done the same. $NVDA
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