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ALT A 3 panel comic featuring Right Wing Red Guy Panel 1: Purple Guy: The LGBTQ+ community? Angry Red Guy: Nazis Panel 2: Purple Guy: The pride flag? Angry Red Guy: Fascist propaganda Panel 3: Purple Guy gestures to a nazi doing a nazi salute: This nazi doing a nazi salute? Red Guy: Awww. He’s pwobbably waving at his mommy
ALT Cartoon made in response to tweet saying “This whole fight is a lie...Elon and Trump made a deal...Elon needed to separate from Trump to rebuild his businesses...Trump needed help on the bill so Elon is applying pressure to RINOs...its very smart!” Musk and Trump stand opposite each other, maliciously rubbing their hands Musk: “And THEN I’ll call you a pedophile” Trump:”Haha Yes. That is 100% something I’d be ok with”
ALT 4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink Guy is attending an interview with the chief exec and CEO of a company. CEO: “Our company does not adhere to DEI hiring practices Panel 2: CEO continues: “We believe in hiring based strictly on qualifications” Panel 3: Pink Guy interjects and says “Actually, DEI is about addressing a systemic imbalance in- CHIEF EXEC butts in: HEY Panel 4: CHIEF EXEC: Don’t talk back to my dad
ALT 4 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk standing next to a little robot kid somebody else has made. Elon Musk: Finally I have made a child who is programmed to love me. (he switches on the robot kid) Panel 2: Close up of Elon looking disgustingly optimistic Panel 3: Close up of the robot booting up. Robot kid: d-d-da- Panel 4: Robot kid (seeing Elon for the first time): damn you have gross vibes
ALT 4 panel comic Panel 1: Mum pushing her baby in a pushchair. ICE agent blocks their path and says “cute baby. mind if I lean in closer?” Panel 2: ICE agent leaning close to baby, revealing a microphone/wire in his jacket. Baby: Ga-Ga Panel 3: ICE agent in inside unmarked van rips off his headphones and screams “WE’VE GOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER” Behind him other ICE agents grab guns Panel 4: ICE agent pinning down baby with his foot. He points a gun at the baby and yells “STAY DOWN SCUMBAG”
ALT 4 Panel Comic Panel 1: Purple Guy is reaching down out of shot. He is massively straining to pick something up Panel 2: Purple Guy, coming up empty handed, sweating and mad, says “SHIT. This thing is like Thor’s Hammer!” A tiny child enters the panel. The child is very small and weak. Panel 3: Child bends down out of shot Panel 4: Child reappears holding a very small pencil. Purple Guy is livid.
ALT 2 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk streaming gameplay. His hands can be seen on his mouse and keyboard Panel 2: wider shot reveals Musk has a Small Nerd under the table, who is reaching up and playing for him
ALT 4 panel comic Panel 1: Guy in suit giving two thumbs up, saying “I wanted Trump to crash the economy” Panel 2: Same guy in suit giving two thumbs up, but he now looks disheveled. His suit is crumpled and patched and there are dark rings around his eyes. He says “I wanted to be poor” Panel 3: Same guy giving two thumbs up but he is now down to just a dirty shirt. His face is gaunt and he has a missing tooth. He says “I wanted to be starving” Panel 4: Tombstone giving two stone thumbs up. The tombstone reads “I wanted to be dead”
ALT 4 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy and Red Guy. Red Guy is pointing to his phone saying: My jokes are racist as fuck and I don’t give a shittt. lmfao Panel 2: Red Guy: Hope you don’t find my edgy humour too offensive lol Panel 3: Purple Guy: I made a joke about a dead billionaire Panel 4: Red Guy, absolutely livid: I’m telling the Eff Bee Eye
ALT Cartoon made in response to an Elon Musk tweet in which he whines about the Left targeting him and trying to destroy his influence by branding him a Nazi. 1 panel: Elon is blubbering like a baby while throwing up a Nazi salute. He sobs: The Left made me do thissss
ALT 1 panel comic made in response to a video in which Elon Musk whines like a baby about Tim Walz mocking the Tesla stock drop. Background: a large TV showing Musk wielding a chainsaw at CPAC. Musk seated in foreground saying: Oh my God. I meant I was cutting off people’s livelihoods in a FUNNY way
ALT 4 panel comic Panel 1: Weird Pink Potato Guy struts down the street saying: “Tee Hee Hee. Can’t wait to get home and post more AI Studio Ghibli content on the internet” Panel 2: Potato Guy arrives at his front door, looks directly at reader and says “I’m A Artist. Panel 3: Potato Guy disappears inside his house Panel 4: Potato Guy whistling in the foreground, taking off his hat. He has failed to notice the man in the shadows. It’s Miyazaki, and he’s screwing a silencer on to a pistol…
ALT 4 panel comic Panel 1: A dad and his child watch a kids tv show featuring a big cuddly bear and a small cute dog (who is eating a pizza) Bear, gesturing to dog, says: This is Spot. They like pizza a lot. Panel 2: Dad, immediately incandescent with rage shouts: “They” Oh my God what the hell is this?? In a kids show??” Panel 3: Dad, now ascending on a wave of frothy fury points to his child and yells: This is gonna confuse you!! You won’t learn!! You’re gonna need therapy!! Panel 4: Therapist’s office. A therapist makes notes. The child, now an adult, lies on a couch and says: …And my dad would just start screaming at cartoons…
ALT A tweet in response to above comic saying “Now replace “spot likes pizza a lot” with anal sex”
ALT 4 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk having a conversation with Purple Guy. Elon (very mad): Why are people destroying my company? Why do people HATE ME? Panel 2: Close up of Purple Guy saying: Mr. Musk, you’re part of the government now. The general public is learning more and more about you. And that’s a problem… because… Panel 3: Purple Guy rests his hands on Musk’s shoulders like he’s about to comfort him Panel 4: Purple Guy: You’re an absolutely disgusting person
ALT cartoon in response to an Elon musk tweet saying: “My companies make great products that people love and l've never physically hurt anyone. So why the hate and violence against me?” Cartoon shows Elon sobbing and shouting “I’M JUST A SMOL BEAN” while throwing up a Nazi salute
ALT 4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink Guy holds up a stack of paper and says: I’m a writer, could you read my manuscript? Yellow Guy, walking dismissively out of shot: gross no Panel 2: Robot moves into shot. A panel in its stomach is full of scraps of text. Robot snatches manuscript from pink guy and says: Gimmie that Panel 3: Robot stuffs manuscript into its mouth Panel 4: Robot bends over and proceeds to shoot a sludge of disgusting paper mulch into Yellow Guy’s smiling open mouth