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The Court of Dreams

@Smurflexis

Què Sera, Sera

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Joined May 2013
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I’m actually shipping them so hard. It’s gonna go down in flames but I’m gonna root for it anyway!
fiya ✨ (@fiyashideout) profile picturefiya ✨@fiyashideoutOct 28
everyone yawning at ultron and jocasta’s scenes meanwhile i’m just marveling at the quality of their dialogue bro the writers rents were DUE #visionquest
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ʑ★ყ (@youngzayhanort) profile picture
ʑ★ყ@youngzayhanort10h
imma need to kiss somebody soon
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Y’all just get on here and say shit
Purist (@TheOGPurist_) profile picturePurist
@TheOGPurist_Oct 28
Moaning in general is performative because women don’t moan when they’re masturbating 😭😭🚮
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I can’t like a man fr until I see it
Iman🦋 (@milf_unhinged) profile pictureIman🦋@milf_unhingedOct 28
Liking someone new is scary…like what if it’s not heavy?!?! 😫
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That you wish ill upon me.
Troneze the Great (@troneze) profile pictureTroneze the Great
@tronezeOct 28
Okay spoiled females... what does “NO” mean?🧐
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These take me out EVERY TIME🤣
Ichigo Niggasake (@SomaKazima2) profile pictureIchigo Niggasake
@SomaKazima2Oct 28
What in the world LMFAOOOOOOOO
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Chitlin cheesecake nasty
Dee 😈 (@GoatDeehere) profile pictureDee 😈
@GoatDeehereOct 27
How nasty you gon' get If I pay that rent 12 months ahead & cover that lil car note!? 😘
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I have heard about that first position multiple times…. Need to test it out
Tim™️ (@Madmoviez_) profile pictureTim™️
@Madmoviez_Oct 27
Sex positions that make women cum hard The first one is:
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🦋 Megans Cult 🦋 (@meganscult) profile picture
🦋 Megans Cult 🦋@meganscultOct 27
Did someone say UNGRATEFUL?
PROJECT❌ OUT NOW (@KeyGLOCK) profile picturePROJECT❌ OUT NOW
@KeyGLOCKOct 27
don’t be ungrateful 🙂‍↔️
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I hate clicking on a video and y’all done sped up the audio 🙄
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That Bonnie Blue lady has to be AI there’s no other option.
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…… well yes.
Salamat (@sallamhat) profile pictureSalamat
@sallamhatOct 26
Men will lick your plate clean and still expect a kiss afterward. Lol
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If Key Glock and Meg tour together….. y’all gone see me act a whole different level of fool
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glossy 🫦@hottielenialOct 27
Hey now, not too much on key glock, one of the few male artists that showed up for Megan after everybody turned their backs on her.
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Oluchyy 💙🌹 (@OluchyyRaregem) profile picture
Oluchyy 💙🌹
@OluchyyRaregemOct 27
being unserious and silly together is my favorite kind of intimacy.
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HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD
༒︎ 𝓢𝓐𝓥𝓐𝓖𝓔𝓡 ༒ (@SAVAGERX23) profile picture༒︎ 𝓢𝓐𝓥𝓐𝓖𝓔𝓡 ༒
@SAVAGERX23Oct 27
Modern dating is two people who want emotional security pretending they don't care because the last person who saw them care used it against them.
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I hate when people are living better than me
LuLu 🍋 (@_lupee_loo) profile pictureLuLu 🍋
@_lupee_looOct 27
I had sex three times this week and it’s only Tuesday
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If a man smacked me I genuinely think I would be in so much disbelief that I would just freeze up.
lay (@1oflayy) profile picturelay@1oflayyOct 25
First time a nigga smack you do be unbelievable tho like wait it’s me your gf
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𝑨𝒃𝒐𝒃𝒊 (@dfwabobi) profile picture
𝑨𝒃𝒐𝒃𝒊@dfwabobiOct 26
i really wish i could do casual but it's either soul burning intensity or i feel basically nothing for you
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