Sports & Thoughts

So excited to watch 8-4 Arkansas play 9-3 Wake Forest next season in Winston-Salem, NC for a shot at making it to the CFP’s QFs. @espn is gonna do some real numbers. Hope they keep the Sydney Sweeney @Novig and Megan Fox Ro Sparks commercials for that one.

Congress is involved in CFB, more money is flowing into media coffers than ever, big schools bank dough and get all the glory. But a 13-0 MAC champ will never make it because we need big brands in the CFP, and 11-2 JMU is the highest ranked G6 champion. They get the only G6 bid.

In Mark Emmert’s NCAA, Jim Harbaugh’s Michigan staff would have lifetime bans from the sport. Players would not be able to transfer to 8 schools over a 9-year collegiate career. Most importantly, the CFP would have NEVER hit double digits.

The moment Mark Emmert left, the NCAA became the welcome mat for any lawsuit that you can think of to step all over. Mark Emmert’s NCAA had backbone. Lane Kiffin & LSU would’ve had their asses fined and wins stripped. Florida would’ve had to fire Billy Napier for NIL infractions.

Special shoutout to @CharlieBakerMA, the spineless leader of the NCAA. I hope you have fun collecting and spending exit fees in the summer of 2030. A man who knows absolutely nothing about college athletics and everything about political corruption still couldn’t sway the courts.

Congratulations @Disney & Bob Iger. You’ve officially monopolized a collegiate sport. We couldn’t have done a more unnecessary debrand without you.

I appreciate @espn’s incessant narrative push against anything anti-NCAA the last decade and a half. You’ve really done everything in your power to make this sport as meaningless as the NFL. I know the 2030 split by the @SEC & @B1Gfootball will make you so happy.

You wanted equality for the players, yet the schedule you had was light. And if you went there in modern day you’d be selfish enough to beg for more money. Before you know it you’d play a full NFL-length season before CFP Semis, burning your career out before the NFL sniffs you.

Thank you especially to the brainless dipshits at Missouri who didn’t go to class but wanted to be payed as employees for being on scholarship football players. You are one of the catalysts for this fall.

The negligence for a sport that was once perfect is truly abominable. It seems all good things must come to an end, and money corrupts all. Everybody has a price.

One of @TheAthletic’s writers put out the biggest bitch tweet I’ve ever seen today. Congrats to them and @espn. Don’t worry, you’ll all get your multi-billion dollar media deal covering the separate SEC & B1GTen leagues that will splinter from the NCAA. Then CFB will be hockey.

A little tight today because why’d everybody gatekeep Snap My Finger from me the last two years?

Is it cool with everybody if I just exist?