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Lawyer except when on Twitter. Hubby. Dad. Siberian-wrangler. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think?

PA & NJ
Joined April 2009
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The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox! Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller. Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: xbx.lv/47iZyTV
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Scott Laughton says "you'll probably see me with the pride tape on that night anyway." "If they want to say something, they can."
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lmao go fucking Birds
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A former intelligence official claimed the U.S. government has been covering up a longstanding defense program that collects and reverse engineers unidentified flying objects (UFOs), and has found "nonhuman biologics" at alleged UFO crash sites ti.me/474TEGo
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People are wondering what Rickie Fowler was looking at after he won the Rocket Mortgage Classic yesterday.
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JAMES HARDEN GAME WINNER.
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10 years ago, 8-year-old Martin Richard was among the three killed in the Boston Marathon bombing. His friends from their Boston neighborhood will honor his memory by running together in the race on Monday.
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β€˜Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’ star Donald Trump has been indicted on criminal charges.
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#FlaPanthers Eric Staal post-game, when told there is photographic evidence of him wearing a pride jersey in Montreal: β€œI haven’t before. I never have. … I haven’t worn a pride jersey before.” (Staal wore No. 21 with the Canadiens during the 2020-21 season.) – at Sunrise, FL
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Coming 2024: NHL 🀝 Fanatics A new on-ice uniform partner across the NHL starting 2024-25. 😎
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One year ago today, the Wells Fargo Center was filled and a meaningful game of hockey was played πŸ₯²πŸ₯²
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🚨 Giving away 2 tickets to the Phillies game on Sunday, April 9. 🚨 RT this tweet to enter. That’s it. Winner will be announced via the newsletter emailed on March 1. Subscribe to the free newsletter hereπŸ‘‡
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Come on, Birds. City & region could really use a winner. #FlyEaglesFly
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Poverty sport. Sweet digital board ads though.
NHL U.S. TV national viewership is down 22% this season, per findings from @AustinKarp. NHL regular games to date have averaged 373,000 viewers on ESPN/TNT, 2nd season of the league's 7-year pact with Disney & Turner. NHL averaged 478,000 viewers at this point last season.
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Folks,never take these moments in Philly sports for granted.I know there is more work to be done but when you have NL Champs and NFC Champs in the same β€œyear” it is something that rarely happens in a lifetime.Cherish this.And remember how special this is. Go @Phillies Go @Eagles
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A little heartwarming moment after the game last night. Our son is so helpful at home & has been doing great in school. He saves up the money he earns to buy hockey cards, always hoping to get his Dad’s card.He wanted to wait until @JeffCarter_77 got home to open his new cardsπŸ’›
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This is me after 1 dose of Pfizer on 1/5/2021 in the hospital. I was a very healthy 45 year old who managed a surgery center. Two years later I am still having major issues nitter.gq/JabariDavisNBA/status/…
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Imagine being so homophobic that you can’t wear a rainbow jersey for 10 minutes. And then use religion as your excuse. What a fucking loser
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