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Matt Kelly

@SoMattKelly

Communications Consultant and Idea Generator - former comms strategy @ Brunswick Group, Burson, Ogilvy, Golin, Weber, State Farm - Go call your mom.

 Chicago
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Joined October 2008
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After seeing tonight’s debate, it’s clear that the Democrats need an open convention in Chicago. I live in Chicago and currently don’t have a job. But, I have business experience and was able to overcome childhood poverty. I love animals, and I love my mom. That’s why I’m excited to announce my candidacy for President of the United States. If the @DNC allows me to, I will throw my hat in the ring for the nomination. Not kidding. Go call your mom. 🇺🇸
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gocallyourmom.com/begood
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This is actually a great message. Go call your mom.
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Master class.
Astronomer (@astronomerio) profile pictureAstronomer
@astronomerio25 Jul 2025
Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.
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All dudes want one thing & it’s the water bar party pub tent
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Fascism.
Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) profile pictureRepublicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump12 Jun 2025
🚨BREAKING: U.S. Senator Alex Padilla of California was just handcuffed and detained. His “crime”? Interrupting Kristi Noem during a press event. What country is this?
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Holy shit, this is INSANE! U.S. Senator Alex Padilla was just forcibly removed from a press conference held by cosplay DHS Secretary Kristi Noem. What the fuck is going on? He is a fucking Senator.
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Replying to @Mikel_Jollett
As a Marine veteran, I swore an oath to defend the Constitution, not a politician. Deploying Marines to silence free speech on American soil isn’t patriotism. It’s tyranny. We fight for the people, not against them. For veteran who feels the same, I invite you to join @commondefense
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Trump just trying to tank NBA Finals ratings
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OKC plays horrifying defense. Just horrifying.
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Retired D Rose & Joakim Noah enjoying the views of Chicago on the boat.
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Everything dope, including the Pope, comes from Chicago! Congratulations to the first American Pope Leo XIV! We hope to welcome you back home soon.
CBS News (@CBSNews) profile pictureCBS News
@CBSNews8 May 2025
Chicago-born Cardinal Robert Prevost is the new pope. The crowd in St. Peter's Square erupted in stunned applause again as it was announced that the Catholic Church, for the first time in its history, had chosen an American man as its leader. cbsn.ws/434kUn9
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Jon Hartley (@Jon_Hartley_) profile pictureJon Hartley
@Jon_Hartley_8 May 2025
Cardinal Robert Prevost is the new Pope! Pope Leo the 14th! First American Pope 🇺🇸🇻🇦! From Chicago! Augustinian Order.
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If wearing @chicagobulls gear makes you a gang member ….
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The final 12.6 seconds of Bulls-Lakers 🤯
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The ending of Lakers Bulls delivered some of the madness we’ve been missing this month
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SEE. RED.
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That’s an unserious loss from the Lakers with playoff seeding on the line … And I was wrong … the Bulls WON the Giddey/Caruso trade … dare I say a steal
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THE BULLS WERE DOWN 115-110 WITH 12.6 SECONDS LEFT THEY OUTSCORED THE LAKERS 9-2 IN THE LAST 12.6 SECONDS AND WON ON A HALFCOURT BUZZER BEATER THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE
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This OPSEC Special Bulletin went out to the Pentagon during the same time period that SECDEF was using an unauthorized Signal chat. You can’t make this shit up.
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We have generative AI, and the Democrats still can't figure out a 2025 communications strategy that isn't the most cringey thing on the Internet. We gotta do better.
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