
If the Sochi Winter Olympics has a problem, we have the solution. Parody account. A subsidiary of @DeathStarPR. Email: [email protected]
Sochi, Russia
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Sometimes when God closes a door, an American bobsledder kills it with extreme prejudice. #Sochi #SochiJailBreak
Here at the #Sochi Winter Olympics, our sponsors are committed to providing the same level of excellence we are.
The final snowflake did not fail to open. You failed to open your hearts to the snowflake. #SochiFail #SochiProblems
Understanding.
Isn't that all ANY of us are really hoping for? #SochiProblems #SochiFail (via @tinoseeber)
Having security cameras in all the hotel showers isn't spying, it's ensuring guest shower quality. #Hospitality #Sochi2014
The grass is always greener on the other side... when you paint it. #SochiProblems (pic via @emily_walkerrr)
Don't think of it as an "unfinished building", think of it as "LEGO in real life!"
#SochiProblems #Sochi2014
People are saying we're "underprepared" for #Sochi2014, but we've overprepared where it counts the most... in our hearts.
You say "safety hazard", we say "many convenient places to plug in your iPhone". #SochiProblems #SochiFail
This isn't a toilet without stalls. It's a two-person luge with plumbing. #SochiProblems #SochiFail #Sochi2014








