Jake Hardman 🧔🏼‍♂️

..heavvvy when your babies screaming and being sick and then the dog just starts being sick aswell 🙃😴

..my wife Chello is an absolute trouper like x

..where am I dancing the night away though?? Newcastle, any answers??

..Chello’s wearing a scarf round the gaff 😂 can tell she pays the leccy ⚡️

..naughty the new LFC training gear 🤌🏼⚡️

..fed and ready for bed 🛌 💤

..thermals and sunglasses weather this ❄️🧣

..mad how I’ve just got a little animal in me gaff. I just feed him and speak to him about life and he just gets on with chewing his toys like ‘yeah man’.

..59 numbers on the lottery laa, Jesus Christ

..shoot me now 💀

..rouuughhhhhhh ladddd

..Champagne coladas and raspberry hooch for breakfast. 🥳🥂

..heavy them smack heads aren’t thee. Crutches and limbs missing and that. Imagine being absolutely rotten and in a wheelchair, lad be absolutely outrageous that 🦽

..Greece in 6 weeks ☀️🩲

..best sport in the Olympics is hands down the Equestrian stuff. Belters horses aren’t thee really 🐎

..can’t be glued to the face floor all night and not play DJ Jean - the launch. Absolute fucking woollyback

..bit of Goodbye fly to start the day right 🕺🏼

..I am rotten here. Can’t wait to stroke me little dog all day

..seen some terrible photos of me already on me wedding day 💀🗑

..ay, I’m married yeno 🎩💎