Reality has become indistinguishable from farce. independent.co.uk/news/uk/po…
Erm, isn’t that how the UK Eurovision entrant is already chosen?
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Starmer simply has to make the rank injustice of offering nurses a pittance while handing out multi-million pound contracts to unqualified cronies stick. And spaffing £37 billion on a useless test & trace while cutting DHSC funding by £30 billion is an even wider open goal.
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This is just incredible. It's next level whatthefuckery.
Replying to @ACatInParis
UK Health Sec @MattHancock said earlier the UK *has* joined EU joint procurement of #PPE...
Not so, says EU Commission spokesman @SKeersmaecker -tonight telling me UK govt *hasn’t* joined any of the EU joint procurement schemes set up amid #coronavirus response- see screenshot👇🏻
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THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT THREAD: US intelligence agencies have told the White House that Chinese government itself does not know the extent of the coronavirus and has no better idea than the rest of the world.
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And there it is. Worst fears apparently confirmed. Every single time you told yourself it couldn’t all be down to the pound shop Machiavelli, that nobody could allow these life & death decisions to be taken on the fly, a little voice piped up to remind you who was Prime Minister.
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On the eve of tomorrow’s rushed Commons vote I keep thinking of the journalist Phillip Knightley’s memo to the executives of the Sunday Times just before they published the Hitler Diaries
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Observe the different treatment of yesterday's events in the Sun in England and the Scottish Sun.
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Good to see the venn diagram between “people who don’t believe in the science on climate change” and “people who are willing to publicly bully a child” is a circle.















