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My guidance counselor said I should be a philosopher. I told 'em I'd have to think about it.

Somewhere in Texas
Joined April 2009
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Replying to @RATM
Some of those that wash often are the same that aren't coughin'
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PSA on why I am all in on @tiltrips and collectibles and what the future holds
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Rhein Amacher is a coke head, with several possession & delivery of cocaine charges on his record. Rhein Amacher is also a thief, and quite handy at forgery. Now, this right here is the complete & honest truth...the all male massage parlor thing might've been a fib. – at Robinson, TX
My final statement regarding the @JamesTalarico and @LindnerCtrHope situation: I’ve made all the recordings publicly available on my 𝕏 account so everyone can listen and draw their own conclusions. Frankly, this entire situation has been blown completely out of proportion. Here are the facts: I contacted the medical facility after receiving a tip suggesting that Talarico might have been a patient there. During that conversation, I pressed an employee for information, and the employee ultimately stated that Talarico had been discharged from the facility within the previous 24 hours. Approximately 12 hours later, the Lindner Center issued an official statement contradicting what its employee had told me, denying that Talarico had ever been a patient at the facility. That’s where the facts stand. I reported what I was told, released the recordings in full, and acknowledged the facility’s subsequent denial. I have no independently verified evidence establishing that Talarico was ever a patient there. I’m not going to speculate beyond the information available or continue fueling a controversy based on an unverified claim. As far as I’m concerned, this matter is closed. It’s time to move on to more substantive issues facing voters. From now until Election Day, my goal remains clear: to do everything within my ability, in whatever capacity possible, to help elect @KenPaxtonTX as the next United States Senator from the great state of Texas.
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Rhein Amacher spent the last 3 days in an all male massage parlor. This is not a lie.
My final statement regarding the @JamesTalarico and @LindnerCtrHope situation: I’ve made all the recordings publicly available on my 𝕏 account so everyone can listen and draw their own conclusions. Frankly, this entire situation has been blown completely out of proportion. Here are the facts: I contacted the medical facility after receiving a tip suggesting that Talarico might have been a patient there. During that conversation, I pressed an employee for information, and the employee ultimately stated that Talarico had been discharged from the facility within the previous 24 hours. Approximately 12 hours later, the Lindner Center issued an official statement contradicting what its employee had told me, denying that Talarico had ever been a patient at the facility. That’s where the facts stand. I reported what I was told, released the recordings in full, and acknowledged the facility’s subsequent denial. I have no independently verified evidence establishing that Talarico was ever a patient there. I’m not going to speculate beyond the information available or continue fueling a controversy based on an unverified claim. As far as I’m concerned, this matter is closed. It’s time to move on to more substantive issues facing voters. From now until Election Day, my goal remains clear: to do everything within my ability, in whatever capacity possible, to help elect @KenPaxtonTX as the next United States Senator from the great state of Texas.
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Talking all that jazz – at Robinson, TX
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Jordan Hooper retweeted
big announcement this week.
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Replying to @politico
Does this mean the two Israeli guys who just got convicted two days ago despite being reported for rape at Epstein's house ten years ago as commemorated in Epstein files are actually innocent? Because even that wouldn't save your premise that nothing warranted investigation.
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I've taken dumps that are more Texan than you. Go on, GIT! – at Robinson, TX
Replying to @financedystop
I'm a Texan, and I don't eat any of this junk. I'm also not aware of anyone else who does—the closest I've ever heard of as a signature Texan breakfast is Texas toast, and even then, I don't know anyone who eats it. Texas is a big state, so it's easy to overgeneralize, but this? Tell me steak, BBQ, or Whataburger are Texan, and then I'll believe you.
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Everything OP wrote is wrong. The breakfast taco is the official breakfast food of Texas. tinyurl.com/y4bwsu3f The kolache (pastry) is a beloved Texas breakfast staple. Its cousin the klobasnek (w/ sausage) is often called by that name. Texas toast is a side not a standalone dish. tinyurl.com/2tmunpfr
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Jordan Hooper retweeted
Malcolm X, also known as El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz, was preparing to deliver a speech at the Audubon Ballroom in New York City on February 21, 1965, when he was assassinated in front of his wife and children. Sixty-one years later, we remember that he was killed for daring to tell the truth about America, for exposing state violence, racial terror, and the cost of Black freedom in a country built on our oppression. He reminded us that if we are not ready to defend our own humanity, we will remain at the mercy of those who profit from our suffering. As we remember his murder, we are confronted with the reality that when Black leaders refuse to be silent or sanitized, they are too often met with bullets instead of justice. Our duty is not just to honor his legacy in words, but to continue his fight against white supremacy, government complicity, and the criminalization of Black resistance. Rest in power, my brother, Malcolm X — El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz
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Clearly she's never read the Cornerstone Speech. battlefields.org/learn/prima… – at Texas, USA
Replying to @ApostleBryan1
You clearly have no idea why the Civil War was actually fought. The government school indoctrination screams in your reply. Good luck with that.
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what a weird response
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Quad Goals by @Fanatics #QG392 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟧🟧🟦🟧 ⬛⬛🟦🟦 🟧🟧🟧🟧 ⏲️ 01:10 Think you can top that? Download the Fanatics app to play & share your results for a chance to win $50 FanCash* in this #sweepstakes! *Exclusions apply fanaticsapp.onelink.me/ty1p/… – at Waco, TX
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Posting "TRUMP IS DEAD" every day, until Trump is dead. Then, I'll probably post that Trump is dead every day afterwards. – at Texas, USA
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Jordan Hooper retweeted
. @pitchfork names Neighborhood Gods Unlimited best new music pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…
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Since Twitter has me on a character ration: @Mike_Eagle Links: linktr.ee/openmikeeagle Merch: merchengine.merchtable.com/a… Bandcamp: openmikeeagle.bandcamp.com/a… – at Texas, USA
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Jordan Hooper retweeted
announcing my new LP Neighborhood Gods Unlimited out 7/11 new single Contraband produced by @KennySegal out now vinyl pre-order is live linktr.ee/openmikeeagle
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Jordan Hooper retweeted
Wu-Tang x RUN the Jewels #artthejewels
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Behold! The Wizard of the sacred elements of Fire🔥 , Ice 🧊 , Candy 🍭 , and Slime 🦠: @Mike_Eagle
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shipping now this is a Dark Comedy 10th anniversary Black Friday sales pitch support black art on black friday (or any Friday really) openmikeeagle.bandcamp.com/a…
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Live right now! the morning show with Open Mike Eagle: TV on the Radio | De La Soul is Dead | final election thoughts | RIP Saafir twitch.tv/open_mike_eagle
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