I’m someone but I’m not you ... which leaves something like 7,529,999,999 possibilities
Kay, AK
Joined March 2019
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J’adore quand @Diabolicajade sélectionne mon porno … c’est toujours un achat qui vaut le coup!
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After 10yrs of marriage is finding out that your spouse sucked 500+ dicks before getting hitched a big deal or is my wife just overreacting?
Am I the only one who noticed DJT was reinstated with all his tweets except the one questioning Pence courage during the insurrection?
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me: [as cute doctor walks in] i must have been poisoned by the mafia-
doctor: says here you ate a glowstick
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date: so how did you lose your hand?
captain hook: a sword fight with my mortal enemy
date: ooo, that sounds sexy. who’s your mortal enemy?
captain hook: this fuckin orphan
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Mcdonalds employee: your voice sounds so familiar
Me: guess i just have one of those voices haha
employee: [snapping] you called earlier asking if we had a pool
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My girlfriend just got mad at me for peeing in the shower... 1) it save water 2) everyone does it and 3) just because I'm not the one showering does not negate rule 1 & 2
