Somto X (@SomtoCS) | teapawt

She turns dating app matches into a full scale FBI background check🔍

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Funny enough, these questions are VERY important

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When he is back... Rumpelstiltskin/tiptoe

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The secret life of pets

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She started running a background check on a first dates and relationship red flags after one too many disappointments

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I'm bored... give me some rage bait questions to ask my patner🤔🤔🤔

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It's lunchtime Sitting by a window filming lunch just to post it🍜 🍜 🍜

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You deserve someone who knows losing you isn't an option

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I'm Not A Relationship Expert But I'm Pretty Sure Your Soulmate does not have 4 kids by 3 different People

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If this doesn't make you pause, you haven't loved enough: What if the truest form of love isn't found in peace, but i the wars you fight to protect it?

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Your body will lie to you with total confidence. Time doesn't. This is the truth no one tells you about love...

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Slipping into a hotel room feels like starting a brand new adventure

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Not to flex, but I officially have 100k in savings again. Took me over a year to get it there, but I did it. Very proud of myself and my hard work. Feels good😊😊

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You said it best 💯

S.Mardocheey@TwitSkinoOct 21

Replying to @Jesii_ca_M

Housework is a complete myth. WOMEN BACK THEN WERE DOING HOUSEWORK. There is no such thing called HOUSEWORK in today's society. We have washing machine, vacuum cleaner,dishwasher, Ubereats,Doordash,paperplates, papercups. Women don't do shit but posting tiktok videos while @ home

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Little sis takes hairstyling into her own hands🫟 🫟 during movie time

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expectations versus reality of staying at home don't quite match up🏡🏡

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But about that room felt completely off at the door🚪

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A businessman enters a struggling family shop, believing money is the answer to every hardship💵💵💸

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Nothing like watching a toxic friend betray you in the worst way imaginable

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Caught in the moment with a smile. It's not every day you see someone this relaxed during an arrest🚓 🚓

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