Brian Essbe

sorry losers, every data center is a trans female collegiate athlete now

after tonight's election results no nut november is cancelled. everyone nuts now

it's so sad that joe biden doesn't understand any of this

low quality pic I almost crashed taking, but I'm pretty sure I found an "Ate his ass" license plate

there's a scene in the Avengers where Hawkeye runs out of arrows. buddy...that's your whole thing. you cannot let that happen. you're just like some guy the Hulk has to worry about now

i love this more than i should

[trying to look cool in front of my 14 year old nephew] you know I can get to second base almost any time I want

my dad noticing that someone touched the thermostat

sonny gray not an all star but gonna win the Cy Young