9/11 for goldbugs
Last month, we demonstrated high-rate alchemy: turning mercury into real, stable gold, beating CERN’s record by a factor of 10.
Last week, we enriched isotopes in the world’s most powerful plasma centrifuge, beating the Soviet record that stood for 40 years.
Now, we’re building a fusion reactor in San Francisco to achieve record power density.
It’s not an exaggeration to say that feet guys have been a menace to society for literally thousands of years
🇨🇳🚨 Pendant 1 000 ANS en Chine, on casse les orteils des petites filles pour garder leurs pieds MINUSCULES, au nom de la BEAUTÉ !
Dès 5 ou 6 ans, on leur casse les orteils et on les replie sous le pied, serrés dans des bandes de soie.
Le pied idéal mesure environ 7,5 cm, on l'appelle le « lotus d'or ». La dernière usine de chaussures pour ces pieds ferme en 1999.
(Smithsonian)
You know what that means, boys
Xbox is making employees come back to the office four days a week.
Starting February 1, 2027, Xbox staff in the Puget Sound area who live within 50 commuting miles of Microsoft’s Redmond campus will have to be in the office at least four days a week.
That’s one more day than Microsoft’s current three-day policy, and even existing exemptions will need to be reapplied for.
Asha is really doing great moves, these people need to move their asses and work
JUST IN: Anthropic recorded a staggering $80,000,000,000.00 net loss in the first half of 2026.
Maybe we should give her a second chance
Ex White House press secretary Katie Zacharia has last laugh as she's spotted working out in sunny SoCal trib.al/K2n7q73
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
Show me the crime
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
You’ve heard a lot about Florida Man but you aren’t prepared for the things that Nevada Man has done
Activision: release game about hunting North Korean dictator
*Rumors Kim Jong-un has died*
Activision’s marketing team:
We should do BREAKING when GitHub is actually up
BREAKING: GitHub is currently down.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
GitHub was not down overall. Official status reported degraded performance only for Actions, Pages and Webhooks while core services stayed operational.
githubstatus.com
githubstatus.com/incidents/8tzb…
downdetector.com/status/github/
Private Park!
Kim Jong-un ‘in coma after suffering brain haemorrhage’, wild rumours claim
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